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Handjob in (my) Neck

Introduced to by the world famous rapper Lil Mosey in his rap song "Go Stupid" getting a Handjob in one's neck referres to a prostitute that gives you a 50$ handjob. Proudly looking down, upon ejaculation she points your penis too high that it accidentally land in your mouth and thus (by swallowing) in the neck.
I thought I was gon' fuck, only paid fifty
Got a handjob in (my) neck, didn't stay with me
by Hellistrawberry May 28, 2022
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Indirect Handjob

When you high five someone or shake their hand then jerk off
Yo I totally got an indirect handjob from your mom.
by Jason Freed May 1, 2016
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Brazilian handjob

The act of shaving your buddies butthole then have anal sex. He has to clinch his muscles to make it feel like he is gripping you.
Me and my friend were drunk the other day and he gave me a Brazilian handjob! It was awesome!
by Awood79 September 2, 2021
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Hong Kong Handjob

When yo girl shits on her hand and gives you a handjob. When you jizz you mix the shit and the jizz and put it in a sushi roll.
Stephanie gave me a Hong Kong Handjob last night. I have tetnis now but it was fucking amazing!
by Fatf*cknWalrus69 October 19, 2017
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Ho Ho Hanukkah

A tradition mainly celebrated by modern Jews where, on th 24th December, they stand on their rooves with hunting rifles and try and shoot down Santa.
"Christmas Eve is tomorrow, you prepared for Ho Ho Hanukkah?"
by double90 December 9, 2020
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Verbal Handjob

The response your boss gives you when he/she doesn't want to or know how to answer a difficult question. Technique is most often employed in large meetings leaving employees frustrated and walking away remembering "bla bla bla"
I asked the CEO if there would be more cuts next quarter and he gave me a big long story about ROI to the investors and how we have to work together bla bla bla. What a verbal handjob
by ShawnP October 24, 2008
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