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Hanosexual

An equal combination of Homosexual and Pansexual.

The attraction to the same sex, though open minded in relationships with the opposite sex.
"I though Anthony was Homosexual, but he's with Kay?"
"No, he's Hanosexual. He's Gay, but he'll date a female"
by Kayanthony January 15, 2009
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Nelson Handshake

Also known as: Hawera Hug, Gore Kiss Goodnight and or Hamilton Honeymoon. When a young lady meets a young man for a night out at a fine dining establishment (normally McDonalds) and finishes the night by providing oral or normally anal sex in the backseat of a late 80's or early 90's Ford that lacks a warrant. Sex is normally fast so to avoid police and or attention from family members who may have dibs on the young lady first.
M1: Bro, how was your date with Raylene the other night?

M2: Awesome man, I totally got a Nelson Handshake
by Androidopus January 21, 2011
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delco handshake

When you connect your Price Albert to your best bud's Prince Albert so you can go to the Lidl in Ridley "together"
I love when Jack asks if we can Delco Handshake to the supermarket.
by zur April 11, 2022
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Australian Handshake

A homosexual greeting where one male grabs and uses a handshaking motion on another male's penis. The other male responds by returning the action to the first male, thereby "handshaking" one another.

Since the homosexual action is taking place below the belt aka "Down Under," it is referred to as an Australian Handshake.
Lance:
Nice to meet you!

Gary:
Nice to meet you too!

Lance:
Instead of shaking hands right now, let's Australian Handshake!

Gary:
G'Day!!
by Blocky D November 12, 2010
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Crimson Handshake

When a girl who is menstruating uses her period blood as lubricant for a hand job.
She didn't have any Astro-glide, so I had to ask her for a Crimson Handshake.
by onejackofff July 24, 2007
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Niga handshake

When a person exchanges a nigga happy meal for a epic nigga Royal with chucky cheese as a whore
Yooooo did you just see Ronald give my nigga Jesus a niga handshake?
by Chucky cheesus christ February 18, 2020
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Caribbean Handshake

The cool Caribbean street man's form of hello. A melange of the traditional white man handshake and the African American handshake, with added bells and whistles because everything takes longer in the Caribbean. A traditional handshake begins, immediately leading into an interlocking of thumbs, then the pullback to the fingertip handshake, then a dap and chake, then to a series of two vertical fist bumps. The Caribbean handshake is usually concluded with a diagonal placement of the right forearm across your chest like a midieval knight would do. For effect, the one armed hug can also be performed while the fingertip handshake portion occurs.
Tourists can never replicate the complicated, locally-created proceedure of the Caribbean handshake, so if you do it well, it proves you are truly a cool local.
by Voodoo Dude October 13, 2008
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