haiblogku

an online journal comprised of haiku.

"wow, i read your haiblogku; i liked the second, seven-syllable verse the most."

by coppercat. October 1, 2007

habloweenie

When you get oral sex on halloween from someone in a costume.

I was going to a halloween party and I met this lady who gave me some habloweenie

by Joseph Philiposian November 28, 2007

hanalouise

hanalouise is name which comes from hana which is japanese for flower. hanalouise is someone who loves tea, friends, sex, duvet days make-up and money. anyone who knows a hanalouise is truely blessed. hanalouise is a very beautiful and powerful woman who is not to be messed with !

"that's the best ! thats hanalouise'in man ! "

by lollipopcute May 2, 2010

Handled Like Titties

The task at hand was dealt with.

Often said with accompanying hand motions that imply: "Squeeze, squeeze... twist, twist."

Or, sometimes you can follow the phrase: "Handled like titties," by then speaking the words: "Squeeze, squeeze, twist, twist."

Did you see the Warriors defeat the Lakers last night? The Warriors won, 111-82! The Lakers got "handled like titties!"

by Verses 11:48 June 18, 2011

Hanbone

A person of Portuguese descent who is well-endowed

Damn, that Pork Chop taking a piss in the urinal next to me has a huge dick, he's definitely a Hanbone

by edohc bro July 23, 2011

Hablash

A silly word meant to describe something that is unsatisfactory or ridiculously frustrating. Generally used wtihin the phrase of "This is a bunch of hablash".

This free pizza that I got for lunch was disgusting. This is a bunch of hablash.

Professor says we have to do a crossword puzzle in Spanish. I said, "This is a bunch of hablash".

I dropped my iphone and cracked the screen. My iphone is now a bunch of hablash.

by WhatsItToYa October 23, 2012

bucket handles

When a girl's thong is visible above both the left and right hip jean line and takes the shape of two handles on a bucket.

"Damn man, did you see that girl rockin those bucket handles!?"

"Dude! I'd grab that bucket!"

by Nannerhands October 10, 2009