horse's patootie

OLD SKOOL for ass, dumbass, moron, butt, horse's butt -- smell and all

Take the lens covers off the binoculars--you might see better.
Well, ain't I the horse's patootie!

Don't ASSuME. It makes a horse's patootie out of U and ME.

by Harry H. Hardstone January 14, 2010

Horse Tits

A name commonly yelled out in anger or distress.

Shes Pregnant?!?! AHHH HORSE TITS!!!!

by Gage Butch September 2, 2010

Horse-widower

Horse owners, usually women, who give their horses the best of everything inevitably neglect their spouses and, like wives stuck at home while their husbands worship the golf course, the equestrian set has its own phenomenon, “the horse-widower”, who is left twiddling his thumbs while his wife grooms, mucks out and rides her horses morning, noon and night.

'His wife is always at the stables doing something with her horse, he's pretty much a horse-widower.

by defear September 20, 2010

Water Horse

A piece of shit so long and majestic that it resembles a horse's cock.

Jhagter's Water Horse was almost able to flush itself -- 'twas a beast so mighty, it deserved a saddle

by ncolberg August 6, 2009

mutated horse

a horse like person that has very similar featurses to horses.

"oh my god, dan nichols you realy do look like a mutated horse today dont you"

by andrew marjoram November 1, 2005

Drunk Trojan Horse

A Drunk Trojan Horse is something you would use to transport Alcohol Illegally, such as; putting alcohol into a backpack and walking into a sports event. Basically any object used to hide alcohol from being seen while transporting it

We just pulled A Drunk Trojan Horse , High Five!

by Tom Vlach December 7, 2007

horse cack

1.) A mammoth, unwieldly cackis, capabable of extreme devestation.

2.) 10112" cock.

1.) Somebody put horse cack on Larry's mirror.

2.) That horse cack would split that ho in half.

by Jason November 15, 2004