Ho-Ho-Kus

A small upper-class town in bergen county, new jersey full of rich, white folks with lots of class and keep their money to themselves. The property tax is very high so if you can't afford it then you probably chose Allendale to live in. It's a great place to raise kids and there is a 99% chance they will be decked out in preppy designer clothing. Teens attend Northern Highlands Regional High School which everyone knows is considered to be the "Ritz Carlton of High Schools." Girls get their first designer bags in about 4th grade and have daddy pre order their bmw's and mercedes before they even get their license. HHK people socialize with their equals, a.k.a. saddle river, upper saddle river, and allendale. The dad's take the train to "the city" (manhattan) while the mom's stay at home, raise the kids, and spoil them to death. House parties are better than any club and are flooded with underage drinking but the cops never bust in. The schools have outstanding rating and the high school is home to the prettiest girls on the north east coast. Kids from this high school (northern highlands) can get into any ivy league school with ease, so if you want your kids to have a bright future, please raise them in Ho-Ho-Kus.

Look at that rich bitch, she must be from Ho-Ho-Kus.

by richbitch5683 August 27, 2009

ho wop

A genre of music the talenteed Eamon created. A combination of hip hop, doo wop and ho's.

Ho wop is a hot hot type of music from the hot hot artist Eamon

by aroz May 29, 2004

ho-most

Describes the borderline gay things a straight man says, does, watches, or thinks. Someone who may not be a homo, but almost.

"James is watching the Bachelor"

"Is he Gay?"

"No, but he is Ho-most"

by Flyn Hawaiin January 16, 2010

ho nest

The technical term for how hair matts up on the back of the head after vigorous, missionary position sex.

"When she came out of his hotel room, her lipstick was smeared and her hair was a ho nest."

by Kate Black September 26, 2006

ho-side hoe

a girl from oceanside who has no life, goes with every guy and is not the best looking girl and not the cleanist girls

sam devine: hey alex, jess wanna be whores for halloween
alex: i thought we were supposed to be sumthing diffrent then what we are evryday
jess: i smell like a horses but

random guy: danm those must be some ho-side hoe

by josh hartmen November 26, 2007

ho-bag [hoe-bag]

n. 1. A woman of ill repute or other tramp, characterized by her utter lack of decency, class, and self-respect. 2. The "Other Woman." 3. A term of derision for one who flaunts herself shamelessly, yet is considerably less attractive than oneself. 4. A bag, often burlap, used to carry gardening tools, especially hoes.

1. "Delectable though she may be, Shug Avery is no doubt a ho-bag hoe-bag." 2. "I don't know, but once I find that ho-bag hoe-bag, I'm gonna cut off her head and stick it on a pike outside my house!" 3. "Oh hells no who that ho-bag hoe-bag think she be!"
4. "Blast! I seem to have forgotten my ho-bag hoe-bag in the garden!"

by TJ (Treva) November 9, 2008

ho face

Someone who looks pretty but has a really smelly ass. Usually you can spot a ho face easily b/c they wrinkle their nose up due to the ass vapors in their vicinity. This nose wrinkle gives them the look of a snob, but have some sympathy for them, their ass is toxic.

Katie is such a ho face. She sat on my couch and i had to give it to Goodwill.

by Tea2006 March 7, 2007