An upbeat song sung by a woman over the age of 40 in a Eurovision national final that typically does not do well.
"What's your favourite hag bop of all time?"
"Oh definitely Party Voice by Jessica Andersson from Melodifestivalen 2018. Such a banger"
"Oh definitely Party Voice by Jessica Andersson from Melodifestivalen 2018. Such a banger"
by AzzyRazzmatazzy December 15, 2023

by Carrigangsta June 4, 2018

by Swizzle d October 14, 2023

Hags Means Have A Great Summer, usually used by 5th~6th graders when they think they are cute and quirky
omg i had such a great year jessica, im so sad you are moving sksksksk and i oop and i oop, anyway hags
by EmilyDontLie August 25, 2019

Hedge witch. Village witch. Hag is derived from Latin ‘holy woman’ A Hag is a wise woman, Pagan or Christian or Secular, that is called to the role of service to the community. Direct action, herbalism, community care, minding the sick, social justice and mental health triage are among the responsibilities. Hags commonly cover the crown of the head with a scarf or hat when working.
Hey get that Hag lady! Someone is ODing in the alley and she said she has Narcan.!
Call the Hag, my sister needs her psych meds and doesn’t have a ride to the doctor!
Call the Hag, my sister needs her psych meds and doesn’t have a ride to the doctor!
by MayHemme July 31, 2021

by Jimmy Cracked Whore August 18, 2022

One individual, one of many in a group of those skanks who yander together in groups and wear press on’s (yes...yandering.) Those trashed yucky girls who likely all have the Arby’s syndrome and one who no lesbian would ever take home.
“Hey fellow lesbo, That squad hag won’t stop trying to introduce herself to me and I can legitimately see she is ripe for Thanksgiving. Let’s gtfoh before she loses a press on.”
by Brrezie March 18, 2021
