Misting the Gitch

When you have a wet fart and it hits your underwater

I was out drinking last night and the beer farts had me misting the gitch

by ChrisMoltisanti August 25, 2025

syed x glitch

a random starblast.io player with a very strange name indeed

"Syed X Glitch is playing starblast destroy the mothership again!"

by 19292911 September 1, 2025

Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

Mr. Glitch

Mr. Glitch is a living error who appeared when Gigi (Game's Global Gameplay companion) was removed from the source code. He was awoken by Game after he and the User stumbled upon an Indian non-game due to the duo's game-breaking antics.

Game: wtf why are you doing this?

Mr. Glitch: Because I'm annoying.

by bruhthisismyhandle September 7, 2021