greasy inner tube

1. N.: A phrase describing the unfortunate situation that arises when a large male member is liberally covered in lube, placed in the anus of a willing participant, thrusted in and out of said anus for upwards of five minutes (no less), then removed upon seminal emission, causing a swollen, inner tube like rectal prolapse to emerge, covered in a greasy substance composed of lube, sweat, and seminal fluid. It is considered appropriate to refer to this act as, "Givin' her (or him) the ol' greasy inner tube."

2. V.: The act of causing a greasy inner tube.

1. Sally: "Care to give me the ol' greasy inner tube tonight?"

Chuck: "What? No! Why the hell would I ever do that?"

Sally: "Well, it's either that or I bungie jump the cornfield."

Chuck: "...sigh, fine, I'll get the lube."

2. Chuck: "So, I greasy inner tubed Sally last night."

Mark: "Wow, really? I've always wanted to try that. How was it?"

Chuck: "Better than the time she made me snorkel the hot air balloon, that's for sure."

by M. Knight Shyamalanalanalan October 23, 2013

Greasy stress

When you're absolutely horrified and stressed about something and it's the absolute only thing you can think of and talk about. It's so bad that your pals are literally duck-taping your mouth shut. And if you keep talking through the tape, they tape you to the wall glued to a chair.

"Dude, I've got greasy stress today. Man, I dunno if Mrs. Ginny will think I'm a good actor. What do you think. I'm like so nervous. She's probably gonna throw me out. Blah blah bla....."

by peachy.thespian January 26, 2015

Greasy

That wonderful feeling you get as soon as the effects of the various drugs you've consumed that night begin to wear off. (Similar to that feeling you get after you throw down some scrumptious, gourmet , greasy burgers from McDonalds)

Bro, I started to feel soooo greasy last night about half way through the party. Should have timed my drugs up better. It was worth it though.

by Childish G February 28, 2015

Greasy

That wonderful feeling you get as soon as the effects of the various drugs you've consumed that night begin to wear off. (Similar to that feeling you get after you throw down some scrumptious, gourmet , greasy burgers from McDonalds)

Bro, I started to feel soooo greasy last night about half way through the party. Should have timed my drugs up better. It was worth it though.

by Childish G February 28, 2015

greasy pinky

When you finger a black girls butt

Yo man I hooked up with that hoe and Got me a greasy pinky

by Garry Wayne March 10, 2015

Greasy Meat Fingers

When you are masturbating and you cum but keep going and your semen drips down over your fingers.

I ran out of lube but that wasn't a problem with greasy meat fingers.

by BKees April 17, 2015

Greasy Mushroom

Slathering one's penis in Vaseline and pressing it against a friend's car window, leaving an impression of a translucent, greasy mushroom.

Eric was wasted again when he left the bar, and left a greasy mushroom on his buddy Mike's new Camaro.

by HugeBaldHead September 27, 2015