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Goon

Same as saying ‘silly’ or ‘goof-ball
Used in a fun joking manner
Paul “When I get drunk I like to play Xbox in my army gear”
Bob “lol dude ur such a goon!”
by BasicSavage01 April 29, 2019
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Goon

That kid is such a goon’
by Yehyeh@gmail.com July 31, 2019
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Goon Drop

To CC someone on an email purely to put pressure on the primary recipient.
Colleague 1: "How's the big report going?"
Colleague 2: "Mark hasn't been has dropped the ball and let the deadline slip, I'm going to Goon Drop the CEO so he hurries the fuck up."
by GoonDropBear December 10, 2019
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Goon

A low ranking with no rights whatsoever. Normally very underpowered and have no ability to escape the hive mind.
by ‘The Sentinel’ September 2, 2020
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Goon Brain

A condition in which the brain is underperforming due to drinking 2+ days consecutively.

Cases of Goon Brain are most commonly seen after boys trips or after any other elongated drinking binges have occurred. Many times, Goon Brain victims begin suffering from the condition before a trip has even ended.

People suffering from Goon Brain may take up to 7 days to return to 100%, especially at work.
We’ve been home from the booze cruise since Monday and after 48 hours, Dan still hadn’t noticed he’s wearing two left shoes; I’m worried he have Goon Brain.
by ShitBrainChampion2001 April 5, 2022
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Goon

A member of the goon squad and/or
a sophomore boy that chases after junior girls out of their league,

Usually a person that makes you glad cloning isn’t real.

Characteristics include: large ego’s, the inability to handle alcohol, and using phrases such as “boom boom”.
Did you see her with that goon? She’s way out of his league.
by That one Tennessee lady January 29, 2023
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Keg Goon

At parties typicaly house parties the guy who is always doing keg stands and being loud garnering attention drinking all the beer and looking like a goober dick.
"Wow Todd is all over that kegs nuts and already broke a table..."

friend: "He is so dumb, defintly a keg goon move."
by morningwood0023 December 7, 2009
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