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Theory of Secret Government

The idea that the official, elected government is merely a façade, and that true executive power is exercised by an unelected, hidden cabinet of senior civil servants, intelligence chiefs, judicial figures, and financial mandarins who make the real long-term decisions. This group operates through informal committees, confidential briefings, and unminuted meetings, ensuring continuity of policy (like austerity, foreign alliances, or surveillance) regardless of which party wins public elections.
Example: The Theory of Secret Government might posit that a country's commitment to a deeply unpopular war continues unchanged after an election where the anti-war party won, because the Permanent Secretaries in the Defense and Foreign ministries, the central bank governor, and the intelligence chief jointly brief the new prime minister on "why it's necessary," effectively locking in the previous policy.
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026
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Psychology of the Government

The study of how individuals experience and relate to the day-to-day institutions that administer public life—bureaucracies, agencies, officials, and the endless forms. Government is the state made tangible: the DMV, the tax collector, the social worker, the police officer. The psychology of the government examines how these encounters shape citizens' sense of themselves (as subjects, clients, or partners), their trust in institutions (fair treatment builds legitimacy), and their political behavior (bad experiences breed cynicism). It also examines the psychology of those who work in government—how they cope with bureaucracy, maintain public service motivation, or succumb to the dehumanizing effects of processing people like cases.
Example: "She applied the psychology of the government to understand her grandmother's deep distrust of authority. A single traumatic encounter with a housing official decades ago had colored everything since. The government wasn't abstract to her; it was that official, forever. The psychology explained why one bad experience could poison an entire relationship with the state."
by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026
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The application of Critical Theory to government—examining how governing institutions operate, how they're shaped by power, and how they might be transformed. Critical Theory of Government asks: Who governs? For whose benefit? How do governments claim legitimacy? How do policies reflect and reinforce inequality? What are the limits of reform within existing governmental structures? Drawing on political theory, critical policy studies, and anarchist thought, it insists that government is never just administration—it's politics, power, and struggle. Understanding government requires understanding who it serves and how it might serve otherwise.
"Just elect better people, they say. Critical Theory of Government asks: better for whom? Within what constraints? Government isn't just who's in office; it's structures, institutions, interests. Better people within a broken system still produce broken outcomes. Critical theory insists on asking: what would government look like if it truly served everyone—and can we get there through elections alone?"
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Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough?

A skit from 17 YEARS AGO on The Onion about exactly what is happening here.
Hym "Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough? It's entirely manufactured illness so... Yes? They are like Nurse Rachet or Mother Teresa. Creating the illness so that they can use a cure that they know will not be effective for anything other than restricting the rights of the populous, selectively and arbitrarily, or instrumentally as a way to silence dissidents. Which has already happened in other countries. Like China."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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On November 11th, you can kidnap any one girl and submit her to the government for illegal human experimentation to stop COVID-19 and other international threats in the future
Boy: Hey it's November 11th
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van
by Altruis November 10, 2020
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The hypothesis that a single, unified, and clandestine group of ultra-elite individuals operates as the de facto global sovereign, manipulating nations, economies, and conflicts from behind the scenes to achieve a long-term agenda (e.g., total control, population reduction, a new world order). This theory posits a central, hierarchical conspiracy as the prime mover of history, simplifying complex geopolitics into a story of a monolithic puppet master.
Example: Believers in the Theory of a Secret World Government might claim that the World Economic Forum's "Great Reset" agenda, climate change policies, and global pandemics are all coordinated tools used by this cabal to dismantle national sovereignty and usher in a dystopian, technocratic global state controlled by them.
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What Winston Churchill was trying to utter in a speech of his.
Winston Churchill: iwbnfouevcmsiehwvudbqvGovernment (This is a resolve of his majesty's government)
by suicidel December 4, 2024
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