gooch-masseuse

one who takes pride in fondling the area between a dude's balls and asshole

guy 1: who is that guy talking to my girlfriend?!

guy 2: don't sweat it dude, that guy is a total gooch-masseuse.. his boyfriend is standing by the penis ice sculpture.

by slavehead January 29, 2011

Gooch Swipe

When you swipe your gooch with toilet paper after a fresh dump to make sure it's clean.

Jim: I wiped my gooch to make sure there was no lingering crap on it!

Carl: A gooch swipe!

by Gsullwold June 27, 2011

gooch berry

Ball of poop that gets stuck in the area between the balls and butthole aka The Gooch

As I went down to teabag her a gooch berry fell into her mouth

by gooch berry September 30, 2013

Gooch Coach

A continuous lick from the anus to the right nipple of a male or female

The key to a mans heart.

Hey girl I've got you a ticket on the Gooch Coach

by ElDonkle March 10, 2014

gooch licker

An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man who's hygiene would be described as horrible at best.

Friend 1: Did you hear about Nate last night?
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and him and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other gooches.
Friend 2: That's disgusting, fucking gooch lickers.

by McMurray McMuffins August 15, 2011

gooch rott

a males gooch's crust

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

Gooch Punch

A delicious beverage mixing enough vodka with fruit mix to knock any living creature unconscious, including Whales.
Purportedly used in Nuclear weapons and Napalm.
Said to be 300% alcohol by mass.
Not to be confused with Gooch Juice

That sort of coma is usually associated with 2-3 sips of Gooch Punch.

A cup of Gooch punch has about the same kick as a 105mm artillery shell.

by dßoý October 28, 2010