Condition that occurs while golfing, that may last an indeterminate amount of time, and causes uncontrollable body movements, and results in a bad swing and high score.
I had a good round going until I contracted golf palsy on hole 12... luckily it only lasted one hole.
by Kevin Dean April 29, 2008
a car driven by people that want a slow rusty disappointing yet very reliable car, usually driven by balding middle aged men who claim the great diesel mileage is well worth the lack luster looks
by Ell_23 March 10, 2020
A group of high school boys who are known for their daddy’s money, a microscopic penis, and lack of testosterone.
by Coffee coffin January 20, 2020
A sport played during a mid-life crisis. A semi-athletic activity where grown adults pretend they’re chill but are actually aggressively competing with plastic frisbees in public parks. Often includes cargo shorts, existential dread, and an IPA.
“Brian started playing disc golf after his third breakup and now won’t shut up about wind resistance.”
by Haron1234 May 23, 2025
Goth golfing
Playing 18 holes with 18 random goths to decide par on each hole you pick a random goth and count their scars
Playing 18 holes with 18 random goths to decide par on each hole you pick a random goth and count their scars
by Goth golfer September 03, 2023
When Jessica Alba shoots someone down.
"Shooting Down Male (and female) Horndogs"
The masterful let down of a guy who will later claim he "hit that."
A kin to her joke about liking "hitting a few balls around," in Maxim.
"Shooting Down Male (and female) Horndogs"
The masterful let down of a guy who will later claim he "hit that."
A kin to her joke about liking "hitting a few balls around," in Maxim.
by pornstitute June 18, 2023
lowkey way of saying that you're gonna smoke weed. Used around teachers/parents/bosses to talk about weed in public.
by dumbdefs October 27, 2017