Eddie’s Golf Cart

A high school football coach’s main mode of transportation around the football field

I love haulin shit in Eddie’s golf cart

by Bay Mac November 6, 2020

mk5 golf diesel

a car driven by people that want a slow rusty disappointing yet very reliable car, usually driven by balding middle aged men who claim the great diesel mileage is well worth the lack luster looks

god damn look how rusty that mk5 golf diesel is ian, its simply terrible

by Ell_23 March 10, 2020

Golf

The world's most boring sport you will every play or hear about

Person 1: hey wanna go golfing?
Person 2:sure why not

Person 2 fell asleep as soon as they made it to the course

by Quality user May 8, 2022

Golf

The most wasteful shit....
expending a ton of land and massive amounts of water so old dudes can walk around with each other and not feel gay.

Golf is wasteful shit....

by Mhm! ^__^ October 31, 2021

flying golf cart

The act of sexual intercourse where you fuck in a golf cart

friend: “hey wanna jump on the flying golf cart game”
me: “yeah obviously”

by ____xxxxsarah____ August 9, 2021

Golf

A competition of who can yell "F**K" the loudest.

"Who won the Golf game?"
"Well, John had the lower score, but I yelled F**K louder so really it was a wash"

by wr36 November 27, 2023

golf

golf isn’t a sport
stfu to any one who thinks that hitting a tiny ball with a metal stick and then running after it is a sport

Jim: Did you see golf on the sports channel last night?
Mark: I heard the broadcaster made a mistake putting it there.

by pseudonyms are weird October 20, 2019