golf palsy

Condition that occurs while golfing, that may last an indeterminate amount of time, and causes uncontrollable body movements, and results in a bad swing and high score.
I had a good round going until I contracted golf palsy on hole 12... luckily it only lasted one hole.
by Kevin Dean April 29, 2008
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mk5 golf diesel

a car driven by people that want a slow rusty disappointing yet very reliable car, usually driven by balding middle aged men who claim the great diesel mileage is well worth the lack luster looks
god damn look how rusty that mk5 golf diesel is ian, its simply terrible
by Ell_23 March 10, 2020
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Men’s golf team

A group of high school boys who are known for their daddy’s money, a microscopic penis, and lack of testosterone.
“Hey, Jason! Are you apart of the men’s golf team?”

Hell nah, miss me with that pussy shit.”
by Coffee coffin January 20, 2020
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Disc golf

A sport played during a mid-life crisis. A semi-athletic activity where grown adults pretend they’re chill but are actually aggressively competing with plastic frisbees in public parks. Often includes cargo shorts, existential dread, and an IPA.
“Brian started playing disc golf after his third breakup and now won’t shut up about wind resistance.”
by Haron1234 May 23, 2025
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Goth golfing

Playing 18 holes with 18 random goths to decide par on each hole you pick a random goth and count their scars
Mate: “finally found 18 goths, fancy a round of goth golf”

Mate 2: “aye keemon
by Goth golfer September 03, 2023
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Golfing

When Jessica Alba shoots someone down.
"Shooting Down Male (and female) Horndogs"
The masterful let down of a guy who will later claim he "hit that."
A kin to her joke about liking "hitting a few balls around," in Maxim.
She went Golfing all over that guy.
by pornstitute June 18, 2023
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Golfing

lowkey way of saying that you're gonna smoke weed. Used around teachers/parents/bosses to talk about weed in public.
Person 1: "Yo you look high as fuck."
Person 2: "Shh I was golfing."
by dumbdefs October 27, 2017
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