mk5 golf diesel

a car driven by people that want a slow rusty disappointing yet very reliable car, usually driven by balding middle aged men who claim the great diesel mileage is well worth the lack luster looks
god damn look how rusty that mk5 golf diesel is ian, its simply terrible
by Ell_23 March 10, 2020
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Disc golf

A sport played during a mid-life crisis. A semi-athletic activity where grown adults pretend they’re chill but are actually aggressively competing with plastic frisbees in public parks. Often includes cargo shorts, existential dread, and an IPA.
“Brian started playing disc golf after his third breakup and now won’t shut up about wind resistance.”
by Haron1234 May 23, 2025
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Goth golfing

Playing 18 holes with 18 random goths to decide par on each hole you pick a random goth and count their scars
Mate: “finally found 18 goths, fancy a round of goth golf”

Mate 2: “aye keemon
by Goth golfer September 03, 2023
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golf barbie

A gorgeous female that is likely being hit on by her coworkers without her knowing. This person typically has a sense of fashion too good for her office environment.
Yoo look at that golf barbie next to the organic aisle! She gotta be packing bens!
by WassupBrownie June 05, 2019
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Prison Golf

When you hit your golf ball closer to the pin than the previous guy. You are getting inside of the closest shot. For instance during a scramble, If Eric hits a shot close to the pin, the team want Josh to get inside of him.
Way to get inside of Eric, serious prison golf shot right there.
by Bruno Von Schnoz September 28, 2021
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Golfing

When Jessica Alba shoots someone down.
"Shooting Down Male (and female) Horndogs"
The masterful let down of a guy who will later claim he "hit that."
A kin to her joke about liking "hitting a few balls around," in Maxim.
She went Golfing all over that guy.
by pornstitute June 18, 2023
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Golfing

The art of railing lines, shelving pills, droppin acid, getting on the pipe or havin a choof in Kwinana.
or
Other activity pretending to be golf, but not Golf.
S: Hey bitch, you wanna go golfing?

T: Yep, get on it cyyunt!
Nek day
R: Aye, you guys been golfing have ya? ha ha
by CardyGreen June 11, 2025
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