gorilla golf

basketball

When Lebron James dunks the basketball, that is gorilla golf at its finest.

by Convict's Comic May 24, 2023

Like a flame to a golf ball.

Like a flame to a golf ball, it means it was very easy or simple

Andy: So how was the basketball game?
Noah: Pfft, like a flame to a golf ball.

by ae303902293 December 13, 2021

Golf

Give one less fuck

When someone ask for something,they get it and then do not appreciate it, it makes me GOLF about their well being

by Pressurerushadrenalinedropper September 14, 2023

The Golf Club Treatment

The action of torturing someone with a golf club for revenge against someone who justifyingly killed the avenger's dad, coined from the Last of Us Part 2 in the infamous "Golf" scene.

I'm gonna give that fucker The Golf Club Treatment!

by REDBOSS2008 September 26, 2025

Golfing

When Jessica Alba shoots someone down.
"Shooting Down Male (and female) Horndogs"
The masterful let down of a guy who will later claim he "hit that."
A kin to her joke about liking "hitting a few balls around," in Maxim.

She went Golfing all over that guy.

by pornstitute June 17, 2023

Golf

Game
of
life
first

The man decided to walk his dog before meeting with a coworker, because the dog needed to use the bathroom.

The man was practising golf

by pedalpowered1 September 30, 2023

Golf trip

The pure joy of not hearing ones family because you are far enough away from them. This usually takes place on a trip of some sort where golf is played and large quantities of alcohol are consumed. This rare occurrence usually lasts for 3-5 days and is as infrequent as eggs benedict. Often caused by marriage.

While on a golf trip John asked Did you hear that?
Mike: No
Phil: Me either

by Par 1 and 10 May 20, 2013