Goat Throttler

A very twisted and sick individual who has an extremely deviant and sexual interest in hoofed animals.

That man ain't right. When we went across that field with cows in it I swear he was salivating. That weirdo is a definite Goat Throttler.

by Za Cosmic Clown February 27, 2022

the goat of life

the coolest goat youll ever meet. met queen.under.pressure and deakythediscobean.

potato: that is a cool goat
bean: its must be *gasp* ITS THE GOAT OF LIFE

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

Goat kisser

A term used to offend someone

BILLY- I told the teacher that you stole her lip plumper!

SALLY- OMG! I hate you! You little goat kisser!

by Calamari & Zsters February 16, 2017

bathtub goat

1. Pic a girl sends a guy instead of a nude.
2. Pic a girl sends when he asks for nude and she's not interested.

I asked her for nudes but she sent this bathtub goat pic instead.

by TavG April 19, 2020

Goat Spanker

Someone who tucks their jeans inside of their boots. Often used for the purpose of placing the hind legs of a goat inside the boot to have sex with it.

Bubba: “whys he wearing his boots like that?”
Jim bo: “guys a goat spanker”

by Normmtx April 28, 2021

Mountain Goating

When girls get drunk and try to get to the highest surface closest to them in the bar, club, house party, or outdoors.

Yeah Ashlee took her fourth shot and then Drake come on in the bar and she started Mountain Goating onto the table

by MoutainGoatOG November 5, 2018

goat bait

Making people become your friend because you have goats and then you you get rid of the goats.

Steph: I only because friends with you had had goats but then you got rid of them.
Jon: I'm telling ya I'm goat bait!

by Dat_cracker_Jon March 14, 2017