one who dates little rodents but who has sex with everyone else but hoffer, esp while on spring break trips.
by theo May 7, 2003

by bigwillyman420 November 29, 2018

With the ultimate goal of dating her friend, you date girl A. When that relationship inevitably fails, you can move onto girl B, whom you have been getting to know throughout the span of the first relationship. Girl A was the step-girlfriend used to get to girl B.
by Chiakara November 7, 2009

friend: you have a girlfriend?
me: ...yes.
friend: so you are dating a female woman who exists.
me: ....she does. my girlfriend lives in michigan.
friend: sure she does hunty
me: ...yes.
friend: so you are dating a female woman who exists.
me: ....she does. my girlfriend lives in michigan.
friend: sure she does hunty
by mia the gay September 26, 2019

When you are dating a guy who already has a girlfriend, or when you are dating a guy who is cheating on you with another girl, the other girlfriend is your girlfriend in law. Much like in-laws, you don't need to get along with the other girlfriend in order for her to be your girlfriend in law.
You: What are you doing fooling around with my boyfriend?
Girlfriend in law: Your boyfriend? he's my boyfriend too! You're my girlfriend in law.
Girlfriend in law: Your boyfriend? he's my boyfriend too! You're my girlfriend in law.
by Mighty Dekunut August 5, 2014

Gf: baby, can you install office on my computer?
Nerd bf: Jesus, Microsoft can't make anything that passes the girlfriend test.
Nerd bf: Jesus, Microsoft can't make anything that passes the girlfriend test.
by Jcmb85 May 19, 2010
