Nerd Graffiti

1) Odd boxes with arrows that need to be generated into Visio diagrams later at tech companies. Wipe/White board sessions where.

2) What a non-technical manager thinks of Visio diagram planning sessions or any thing 'technical' related like servers, hardware, application flow, Datacenter diagram related.

"Hey we probably need to get some Nerd Graffiti on this issue before we move forward".
Translation:
"We should have a meeting in your office over this problem and write out on the white board which servers and network components are at risk or a problem or what we need to design for the future.

by Spodie February 27, 2011

nut graf

Often the second paragraph in a feature news story, it is referred to as such because after the first line (or lead), you have to bust your balls to get the rest of the story out.

A: Hey how's that story on that suspicious white van coming along?
B: Not too bad really, but the nut graf is giving me a hard time.

by captain banana trousers January 16, 2017

Top Grafter

Tc works 2 jobs and never has any social time this means that he is a top grafter-

Always on his grind

TC is a top grafter

by Kezzabelle May 9, 2018

i-Ego-Graffiti

/noun/ pertaining to the phenomena of projection seen in online media where individuals feel the grandiose right to deface others psychic space through electronic mediums such as walls of Facebook. This stems from magical beliefs about one’s special ability to perceive the world and reality. i-ego- graffiti often follows logic on topics such as politics, sports, relationships, and/or religion but is also notable for the individual’s inability to differentiate the manifest content from the latent material (i.e. inferiority, anger, self-doubt, etc.). i-ego-graffiti is a form of sublimation and a primary defense mechanism. i-ego-graffiti artists tend to have little awareness of their motivation.

I posted a video on Facebook and my crazy uncle dirtied my wall with i-Ego-Graffiti about Obama being a racist

by ppatrickme9 March 6, 2012

blowing up the gram

when someone posts a lot on Instagram and clogs up anothers timeline.

Sadie just got a new puppy, so she is blowing up the gram with pics of him.

by llamas123 September 13, 2015

Splat-o-gram

When you take an explosive shit and the whole toilet bowl is splattered with pieces of feces including the underside of the seat. Can also leave you with Mexican asshole. Very common in gas stations or airport restrooms.

Man some asshole left quite the Splat-o-gram in the handicap shitter!

by sir crank alot December 16, 2018

I don't come from graffiti

Phrase used by art historians who snub street culture whilst proceeding to discuss travels, blazers, and the nuances of english accents in the wee hours of the night.

"I don't come from graffiti..."
"wait, did you just say, i don't come from graffiti?"

by nobutwhoareyou December 14, 2011