Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering their esoteric knowledge via google (and instagram). The type of person with black chipped nail ‘who-felt-your-Gemini-energy’. Focuses on the optics of witchcraft. Consider this behavior gentrification.

“Did that google witch seriously pull out her tarot cards to take a selfie?”

by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020

mystery googling

verb. to be mystery googling

to currently be using the website "mysterygoogle.com" and subsequently sending out certain information (i.e AIM screenname or phone number) in hopes of getting a reply from some random person and/or responding to others doing the same thing as you.

so the other night i was mystery googling, and i actually met someone cool who likes the same bands as me!

mystery googling might not be the best place to post your mobile number

by MKGggg December 23, 2009

Google Impaired

Someone who can't use Google properly. Often times is told by someone to look up something on Google but can't give a web address worth mentioning.

I was told to look for a site where you can get a free sample of a specific song, but since I am Google Impaired, it was nearly impossible to find.

by Justin H. September 5, 2005

Google Earth

Similar to NASA's WorldWind, Google Earth is a program that allows you to scroll around the world and zoom in to wherever you like. A number of areas have satellite photography available to a high level of detail (you can see individual cars and stuff).

Google Earth seems to be an improvement on WorldWind because there is really high resolution imagery to a lot of areas around the world, rather than just Washington DC.

by Brendan July 31, 2005

Mother Google

Just as Mother Goose was our source for answers to childhood questions Mother Google is the adult version.

I've never heard of that kind of car. I'm going to Mother Google it right now.

by Fizgig11 January 5, 2014

google,com

You tryed to type google.com but you're qwertylexic so you typed google,com by accident.

But luck for you, the internet is retard proof so it will take you to google.com.

YAY!

Normal Person: Go on google for me a sec I wanna search

something.

Retard: (Tries to type google.com actually types google,com) Crap! I put a comma instad of a full stop. FML!

Retard: Ohhh... wait it works anyway! <3

by ---><--- January 23, 2011

Google slave

A person who is called upon only when someone wants them to google something.

Can you google how to make an egg?

No I am not your google slave.

by TheEroticTaco November 30, 2015