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Satan's Goatee 

When a man titty fucks a girl and ejaculates on her chin
I was titty-fucking my girlfriend when I blew my load and gave her Satan's goatee.
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goatselicker 

(Pronounced "goat slicker")

Someone who licks the goatse. Used as an insult.
Hey, goatselicker. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

My teacher is such a goatselicker.
goatselicker by boxnoq September 12, 2006

goatslap 

To invent a nonsensical saying and convince an ESL student that it belongs to standard English idiom.
Kristen: That just slaps my goat!

André: What hell? What does it mean?

Kristen: Oh, that's just a common saying people use when they're upset. It's like "grinds my gears", but more backcountry.

André: Ahhh. I see.

(André just got goatslapped!)
goatslap by Jedophile October 6, 2010

Football GOAT 

Cristiano Ronaldo. The greatest football player of all time. GOAT.
~ Who is the football GOAT?
~ It’s Ronaldo, he has done it all.

Goat of football 

Cristiano Ronaldo is the highest goal scorer and Goat of football nobody comes nearer
Cr7 is the goat of football

reverse mountain goat 

When two men or women ram there asses into each other while using a double ended dildo.

Supplies: double ended dildo, two asses
Man, my butt checks are tender from last nights reverse mountain goat party. I must have been rammed at least 5 times.