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Gassy Fruitcake Bitch

A certain 50-year old woman often seen stalking female students around victoria campus at UofT. She is recognizable by her excess amounts of neon lipstick which she regularly applies in public; her cross-dresser pleather stilettos, and extremely high-rise boot-cut jeans.

She is known to follow female victims into the washroom of the E. J. Pratt library, where she will enter the adjacent stall with her pleather toes pointing into the victim's. She then proceeds to fart loudly. Gassy Fruitcake Bitch has also been identified loudly accusing students of eating and speaking in the library, and threatening to tell on them.

Such organizations as RUDE (Ridding (vic of it's) Uncouth Disgusting Enhabitants) work to rid the Victoria college campus of the Gassy Fruitcake Bitch. The president has recently stated that they will have to redouble efforts due to the extreme presence of her lipstick, which has canceled a year's worth of work.

One Victoria student has expressed his fear, "I don't mind her that much, I'm just scared she'll fart on me." Perhaps she'll marry Brendt and they will fart on each other's heads.
"Gassy Fruitcake Bitch sightings have reached an all-time high this week."
by s-h April 1, 2008
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Gassing

Doing to much in certain times

When someone takes the conversation too far.
" AT A PARTY JUMPING IN THE POOL"
SOMEBODY DRUNK "I'm rey jump off the roof"
Somebody more sober "Yo you GASSING it get down.

Or In a conversation " Imma fuck ya sister"

" Imma fuck ya muvah"
"Yo im rey beat the shit out of you caz you GASSING it.
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Gauss

A piece of Magnetic Art, created by hand on magnetic vinyl.
Put a Gauss in your house. That is a sweet piece of Gauss you've got there!
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Gatis

Latvian origin. Gay, very gay indeed. Most likely a wannabe German. Likes K pop and is very homosexual but strangely is a homophobic.
Quite commonly refers to having "niggas in his butt hole".
"Gatis is very homophobic"
"Nigga's in my butthole"
"I'm gonna use you as protection, your gonna be my Condom"
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gatso-raped

i was coming back from the doctors', when i got gatso-raped!!

fucking speed camera gatso-raped me!!
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Rusty Gates

Pathetic, greasy "actor" with no talent whatsoever. Is a complete sell out and insults every person in the computing profession in ads for a dodgy computer company by the name of "arrow computers".

Every ad plays on stereotypes and "rusty" with his ginger hair, pale skin and thick rimmed glasses oozes dodgy salesman (which is accurate as Arrow are renowned for their slick ads and poor quality products).

For comparison reasons these ads are more annoying and frustrating than Jamsta/Jamba crazy frog ads purely due to Rusty.
"Hi I'm Rusty Gates and I'm a giant faggot buy this shit computer"
by MnSa December 15, 2008
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bill gates

another way of saying, "what's up?". derived from the german phase for what's up: "wie ghets".

unlike "that's so fetch!", "bill gates?" will totally happen.
"hey tommy! bill gates?"
"nothing much. bill gatesu?"
by sarah violetry September 16, 2005
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