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Choke Me Funny

A person on Discord who enjoys being choked to the point where it's funny
I had a weird conversation with Choke Me Funny the other day
by Choke Me Funny January 24, 2021
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Funnyjunk

A website that, contrary to the name, is all junk. It is riddled with prepubescent, pretentious, homophobic, misogynistic, fascist boys. They praise cats (they haven't been funny for the past 8 years), Freddie Mercury (though none of them have ever heard Queen outside of their Greatest Hits), Pokemon (even though everyone on the website was born post 2000) and memes that have been dead for years. They often try to start fights with websites, such as 4chan, Tumblr, and Reddit, because they feel like they are the kings of the internet and they believe that they created all the shitty, dead memes on their website.

You can tell if someone goes on funnyjunk if:
-They are under the age of 13
-They are playing pokemon, listening to Queen's Greatest Hits, wearing a shirt with nyan cat or bacon, or are watching My Little Pony
-They spew out memes constantly IRL, ranging from (but not limited to): Me gusta, U mad?, I troll you!, Poker Face, and My mind is full of fuck
-They are always the first to throw insults and only seem to know words like faggot and gay
Typical FJ user: hey dude XDXD did u see the front page of funnyjunk today?
Typical person: You mean that website that blows and is never funny? No.
Typical FJ user: F*CK U FAGGOT U R GAY U FAG
by kiljoy96 October 17, 2011
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he-he-ha-ha-funny-funny

something is supposed to be funny but people aren't laughing
"Uhhhh... he-he-ha-ha-funny-funny?"
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funny style

to have a whack personality. Your character is fruity and lame. Generally a hater. Used to describe a person who is the complete opposite of a playamade individual. See playa made
" Its some funny style dudes at my school?

" Dad, how come girls dont like me? Well son, I hate to say this, but your a funny style."
by Phil Sutton June 27, 2006
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Funny

Person 1: Haha wow, you are so fucking funny!
Person 2: Yeah! and the only reason women sleep with me.

*Puts both thumbs up*
by Cakes and pies! May 22, 2010
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funnt

n 1. lint that seems to be in the webs of your toes after have worn a sock throughout the day.
I can't stand buying these socks, the funnt always seems more of an abundance.
by Michelle_53 July 2, 2007
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Never Not Funny

The funniest podcast ever, hosted by the funniest man alive, Jimmy Pardo. It's just three guys talking, telling stories, for about an hour each week.
Jimmy Pardo and Matt Belknap are on Never Not Funny, the funniest show ever.
by bobmcd123 March 2, 2008
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