FunkyBean

a two-faced bitch and a cuck

Wow Dave's a real FunkyBean don't you think?

by dumbgay22 January 3, 2018

funkymonkey

funky: unique; matchless

monkey: a state of behavior
funkymonkey: represents a lifestyle; synonym for being yourself; one of its kind

I am feeling funkymonkey!;

She's that funkymonkey I've been looking for!

by longmandict April 8, 2018

Funky time

To have the funkiest time. Sometimes used as a sexual innuendo.

Let's have a funky time.

That was the funkiest time I've had in years.

by GayKermitMeme July 9, 2018

Funky Fresh

When one is attempting to keep it 100% real with someone.

I know you don’t like to hear the truth but I’m just keeping it 100% funky fresh with you.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 14, 2018

Funky Sweets

The sexual act of stuffing Reeses' Cups into a female's rectum, waiting for it to ooze out, and slurping it up like a peanut butter milkshake.

Jenny gets pretty wild, I've heard that she gives some funky sweets...

by PeculiarTendencies July 15, 2018

Funky chicken

When a sexual partner jerks their partner off by placing the penis in the crook of their arm and moving up and down, looking like a chicken trying to fly

Becky wasnt down with going all the way but she gave me the ol funky chicken.

by Derfleduermaus February 21, 2019

Funky lanky

Too lanky

Damn homie looks at that dude he’s like funky lanky

by Kenneth Branagh March 3, 2019