Fridget

Someone who has never had a meet/shift/french kiss. Irish slang.

"Did you hear? Poor Cliona is getting slagged for being a first-year fridget!"

"Awh, no way!"

"Yes, way!"

"Ah, you should see the number of people asking me if I was a fridget on my sarahah the other day! Like, cop on. I've been to Wrights enough times that there's no way I'm a fridget! Are you a fridget?"

"Of course not Sarah! Why do you think I'm so popular with the lads on our road!"

"Omg, no way! Did you actually?"

"Yeah. Johnny was a pretty bad meet but the rest were sound."

"Johnny? I thought he said he met loads of girls! You'd think he'd be an okay meet!"

"Not a chance! Before me, he was a fridget!!!"

by Mad-Yoke-From-Ireland July 23, 2018

Fridge god

;) you know who you are...

OMFG ITS THE FRIDGE GOD!!!!!!

by Fridge gods friend October 23, 2018

fridgeennui

The action of leaving an empty container of food or milk in the fridge for the next person to find because you can't be arsed to walk the extra half step and extend your arm twenty centimetres in order to put it into the bin.

As originally defined by Kathryn Wallace, author of "Absolutely Smashing It", who blogs as "I Know, I Need to Stop Talking"

Yet again my family has inflicted fridgeennui on me.

by HayleyMo November 5, 2018

Fridge without a handle

Wet blanket.

Me: You're being such a fridge without a handle.

by fridgewithoutahandle June 12, 2019

fridge

notes on the fridge

Love, double shift tonight. left you beer in the fridge. chicken broth ready. chop something into. leave me a goodnight ciggy. 🖤🦍

by Krkič July 8, 2019

Fridge-berg

Noun, pronounced: "frij-bərg"

When a refrigerator is in dire need of defrosting to the point the ice formation has encompassed and devoured the entirety of the fridges contents.

I was gonna storm Area 51 til I realised my packed lunch wasn't trapped in the fridge-Berg.

by Obmcoo July 16, 2019

Fridge

Fridge is a word I use when I try not to curse, you can also say Fudgsicle stick

What the FRIDGE dude! That was my friking food!

by APrettyDankDino April 7, 2019