Ben Folds

An emo singer who sings and plays the piano at the same time. Has a voice about as high pitched as a 6 year old, and sounds like he is crying each song he sings. None of his songs are something you would want to listen to, unless you enjoy hearing some guy moan and wail about some girl over and over. Takes the spotlight away from real musical artists such as Ludacris and Kanye West.

David: OMFG BEN FOLDS IS AWESOME HE SINGS GOOD SONGS!
Me: You must enjoy listening to pots and pans fall down the stairs because that is the equivalent of his music.
David: AHH HIS MUSIC MAKES ME SO DEPRESSED IM GOING TO GO CUT MYSELF SINCE HE IS SO RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!

by willieleiss January 13, 2006

feldmanism

A completely useless and obvious statement about a subject in which everybody already knows.

I ran into a friend at work that told me he just heard his old roomate was gay. I wish he wouldn't tell me a feldmanism like that since I already saw them both at a pride rally last week.

by forge November 2, 2009

feldmanism

A completely useless and obvious statement about a subject in which everybody already knows.

I ran into a friend at work that told me he just heard his old roomate, Pete, was gay. I wish he wouldn't tell me a feldmanism like that since I already saw them both at a pride rally last week.

by forge November 2, 2009

fold dat shat

1. a black term made up by a dumbass cracka.

2. it means to give up on a poker hand when you fucking suck.

3. It is also used at random times inappropriately by faggots.

4. It can also be used when referring to backing out of, a lets just homo relationship. Aka very prude!

5. It is often said by African Americans while they fold pussy flaps.

6. A less often used way is when faggots say fold that shit and they only refer to number 2.

1. Luke had a douce(not douche) and a queen. FOLD DAT SHAT!
2. My girlfriend is so damn prude. Mccracka-FOLD DAT SHAT!
3. Black guy- yo mayne i just got sum whore. Other negro- FOLD DAT SHAT!
4.Fag-i love rabbits. other fag-dude u should so totally FOLD DAT SHAT!

by braveslovamotha March 6, 2010

Foldie

A contraction of "Fat" and "Oldie" -- meaning one of those grumbling, fat old people that fill up that belovedly flawed island called "Britain". They can usually be found in couples riding bikes or on cruise ships. The females of the species tend to sport short, dyed ginger hair, yellow tinted glasses and woefully tasteless clothes. Their husbands (A person with whom "fold" women make a pact never to have sexual intercourse with) are more often then not called George, and are tall and skinny with massive ears and shrivelled faces. They also have a penchant for either gold or fishing depending on the specimen.

Elliot: Hey Pete, check out those foldies over there! Naaaaaasty!
Pete: Ewww, gross! Those legs.... Yuckaroo!

by Versipellis May 29, 2009

Fold

A person who has excess amount of cellulite creating layers of folds under the skin causing a terrible odour if left unkempt.

Connor - Man, what is the reason for that smell ?

Mark - It’s because that lady doesn’t wash under her folds and stinks.

Connor - That’s so nasty, dude !

Mark - That’s just called being fat.

by SkyfallNinja March 6, 2020

feldmar

n. one who likes anal sex; one who enjoys inserting bizarre entities or life forms into their/their partner's rectum; one who is fond of alien enimas;
v. anal sex;booty sex; ass fuck; inserting toys into bums;

Yo i met this feldmar last night and she put something weird in my butt.

I saw these two crazy mothercukers feldmaring on the street last night and i was like "woah"

by Jamie September 5, 2004