Think and Flush

The place where most of your thinking takes place a.k.a. the toilet.

Dude 1: Hey did you just take a dump at my house? Gross!

Dude 2: No i did not take a dump at your house, I just had to think really hard about something on the think and flush.

Dude 1: It's still really gross you did that at my house.

by Swankyscoob March 31, 2011

after-da-flush rush

the feeling of happiness and relaxation after taking a nice big shit.

donny: (with a big smile on his face, reclining into a chair) ooooooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh i feel better!

scotty: whats up with you man, you just hit a bowl or something?

johnny: nah dude, he just took a big shit. i hear him moanin' and groanin' and all that shit, and the plunger going.

donny: i got the after-da-flush rush!

by my ass is fuckin hairy, man July 11, 2011

pre-mature e-flushulation

The act of flushing the toilet too early, having underestimated how badly you actually had to urinate, then having to wait until the tank fills again so you can flush the rest down.

Hey, what took you so long in there?" " Damn, I can't believe I just had pre-mature e-flushulation!" "I didn't think I had to piss that bad.

by scorpioeric July 30, 2011

That shit wont flush

When a person is displeased with a situation or current event

Peter: I hate it when Matthew steals my Tequila and tonic
Tom: "That shit wont flush"

by minuto siguiente November 26, 2011

flush

See clutch

Man that is flush.

by itsmemorex June 23, 2003

Royal Flush

When you blow your load on chick's face, and then give her an Ace of Spades.

When I was done nailing her, I gave her a Royal Flush.

by Jose Flores September 2, 2007

four flusher

this is an awesome word and apt. sadly my proposal double stalling stalled and would be a great part of the constellation of shit for brains. sometimes if i think someone is full of shit, i give them some shit and if they can't take any shit i conclude they are full of shit, a four flusher.

"The man is incompetent, he's a fourflusherfour flusher, a publicity-seeker, an unethical competitor, and he has none of the instincts of a gentleman." page three, Perry mason solves "the case of the reluctant model" by erle Stanley Gardner

by bonarues July 27, 2019