Flapeesh

Describes the female genitals.

Best used when the female in questions labia flaps clap into each other when she sprints, but can also be used to describe any kind of snatch.

A clap of the hands under the crotch to go along with the use of the word has its own funny merits.

"I bet that Chantelle's Flapeesh has its own gravitational pull!"

by CoonistPaul March 19, 2010

flakeseed

A post put up on social media by a flake made to suggest that they aren't feeling well, made in advance of an event, so that they have a history of not feeling well as an excuse not to show up to the planned event.

I suspect John is planning to flake out on your birthday party tomorrow, he just posted a flakeseed on his wall so we can all know that he's "sick".

by Serendipity37 June 25, 2015

Flake

Unreliable Kid who tends to ditch on events.

Cameron: "Hey guys I can't come."
Guys: "Why?"
Cameron: "Gotta go to an Abandoned Farm"
Guys: "Why do you always flake on us."

by Barr69 January 13, 2017

Flakey

Cant come up with the good

Ross said he could get a bid but went flakey on me

by Stevo2017 February 22, 2017

Flakey

Someone who blows thing out of proportion with no accurate excuse. They just end up making the whole situation worse.

Yo that hoe chloe is so flakey she's still mad that I didn't get her fucking breakfast when her lazy ass couldn't get it herself.

by Hadenharlyn March 10, 2017

flake news

inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events

There's just way too much flake news on TV. Honetly, who cares if David Beckham has a cameo part in a film?!

by Danlod May 22, 2017

Flake news

Inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events

I couldn't care less about all that celebrity gossip. It's just flake news.

by Danlod May 31, 2017