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Bran flake

A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.
Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
by easy_eh May 13, 2023
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Flaking the Chain

"Flaking the chain" is usually a term yachties use for making sure a boat's anchor chain doesn't get tangled when pulled up inside the vessel... but it's ALSO slang for when dudes working on yachts bust a nut in confined staff cabins, usually a quickie and in secret when the bunkmate is away.
by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023
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Frosted Flakes

When a male applies the wrong lubricant while masturbating in the shower. Afterwards your testicular skin may dry and flake giving them the appearance of the popular cereal brand “Frosted Flakes”.
“Bruh I yoused the wrong shit in the shower last night”. I got “Frosted Flakes”
by DaddyFresh9000 November 27, 2018
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Bake and Flake

1. When someone shows up to a social event for the day or night, smokes at the start, and bails
2. When someone has plans, smokes at home instead, and skips the plans
"Yeah he was going tot eh movie with us but he just showed, smoked, and left. He bake and flaked"
by Dr. Wordsdoctor December 8, 2018
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Flake flipper

Flake flipper- an insult meaning whore , unwanted ,or worthless
by Dumbledore 98 December 9, 2018
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Frosted poop flakes

when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes
Damn my ass is so fucking itchy from these frosted poop flakes
by Hungalphamntwank December 10, 2018
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Flake news

Inconsequential news that receives airtime/coverage normally reserved for more important stories
All that stuff about Love Island in the papers right now is just a whole load of flake news.
by Danlod July 18, 2017
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