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Morning Fart

That one, special, loud, extra potent burst of flatulence that you expunge within the first hour or so of waking up. This kind of fart is usallly quite loud, may have a 'wet' sound to it, and is found to be quite scary for those who may overhear it, or smell it.
It ain't morning till I've let that morning fart loose!
by goldtoofblingbling November 6, 2004
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Shotgun Fart

A loud fart that blows shit pellets everywhere.
I had to change my pants after letting out a shotgun fart.
by gunslingingbird December 2, 2009
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Pussy fart

When air get trapped in that tight pussy and wants to come out
Damn did you hear that pussy fart
by Terry motherfuckin lefevre February 22, 2017
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jungle fart

to lay a nasty fart while showering or outside in huge humidity. results in a giant, disgusting cloud that gets moist and wont go away. second-hand is much worse than first-hand. first-hand even enjoyable to some.
dude 1: yo, what was that noise? sounded like a fog horn
dude 2: oh you know, that was just the D-man passing some big-time gas in the shower. looks like he'll be enjoying a jungle fart.
dude 1: yeah, a bad one, he had mexican food last night!
by dquecia October 14, 2011
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Heinekin farts

The horrific bodily emissions which are a by product of the consumption of Heinekin beer. This phenomenon can occur with just about any beer, however, Heinekin is especially effective in producing this occurrence.
Oh my god Mike, that smells like Heinekin farts! You sick human being.
by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010
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fart dictatorship

someone utilizing farts to control a social situation.
James is the president of his own fart dictatorship when he uses his secret weapon to disperse a crowd at a movie theater (with great power comes great responsibility).
by thebertananators June 7, 2011
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plasma fart

1)A fart that just feels like an everyday fart, but lets out a liquidous and very dank frap odor.

2) A fart that is discharged and burns the asshole. It feels like a firy plasma is leaking out of your asshole but like a ghost, leaves no stain or tird.
Oh man! That Plasma Fart is gonna leave a mark!
by cheesefactory October 21, 2008
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