beer faced

when there is a picture being taken you stick your beer in front of the face of the person being photographed.

I totally beer faced you in half those pictures last night!

by Band Dork Laura October 10, 2008

Shammer faced

The bastard child between Hammered and Shit faced.

Damn Peach, you were so shammer faced last night you threw a 1/5th of Gentleman's Jack at me, now we just have a hole in the wall.

Is that guy shammer faced? No, thats just Oscar being Oscar.

by blacksburg rhino May 27, 2009

Dennis Faced

to be high beyond belief

" Dude, i was totally Dennis faced last night "

by Marquee 34683 February 11, 2010

Oklahoma Fade

a car with oklahoma tags and the bottom half of the car is faded orange from driving on to many gravel roads and never washing it.

That car parked in front of the beer store has an Oklahoma Fade paint job.

by Doggtown31LCC May 3, 2010

Operation Fade Away

A noun generalizing the end of a relationship between two people, wherein one partner (usually the woman) slowly disassociates from contact, affection and/or attention from the other partner over a period of time (days or weeks).

Jonathan: So how are things going with your boy?

Jill: Eh, I'm not feeling him as much as I was before. I'm thinking of pulling an Operation Fade Away.

Jonathan: That's not cool. You should tell him right now that you're not into him, rather than dragging it out.

by sweetjillybean May 9, 2011

Skank Faced Dick Licker

Also known as SFDL for inside joke use....a Skank Faced Dick Licker is someone with chronic bitch face,you know they always look like a bitch, who also enjoys whoring around with men of the opposite race and commonly with other SFDLs.

These may be spotted in the mall being very loud but be careful upon approachal the only way to obtain and capture one is to bait them with a dildo on a string and a bear trap.

Dude guess what im totally gonna fuck that chick at the bar.

Total Skank Faced Dick Licker Dude , youre too white to get wit dat.

by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III December 18, 2011

dick faced

That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.

Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.

by Saharrah Naimah April 9, 2015