Elevator does not go to the top floor

The person is not that smart, and probably won't get the joke.

America: Some people say my elevator go to the top floor but I don't even have an elevator.

Italy: I've heard that one too, let's go out and buy one!
or
X: Hey your Elevator does not go to the top floor.
Y: What?

by Lunalunaluna November 9, 2012

Fleece Floozy

a sexy woman who uses her pussy power to bag a wealthy man in order to fleece him of his financial assets

I wonder if Hugh Hefner worries that his latest young wife could be a Fleece Floozy

by Peter Greenwall January 21, 2011

floog

Floog is a connection between two people who share a bond much stronger than "like" or "love". Those who are in floog experience something that the vast majority of people are never lucky enough to have.

Ada and Jay slowly realized that the floog had been there the whole time, just waiting for them to realize it.

by 28floogslater April 23, 2009

3rd Floor Whore

A title given to anyone who roams third floor continuously or just sits their lazy ass in one of the 5 conference rooms. Even when these people/whores don't have the rooms booked, they still occupy the rooms cause that's how 3rd Floor Whores roll. They spend countless hours argueing about nothing, and get nothing accomplished. The result of roaming 3rd Floor like a lost soul are bad test/exam marks, being late for class, and skipping class or an entire course for some students. Some beleive that when they pass away, they will still continue to roam 3rd floor like the ghosts from Harry Potter.

3rd Floor Whore 1: Hey you going to Economics?
Whore 2: I haven't been to Economics since the first day I stepped on third floor.
Whore 1: That's pretty bad cause we have a test soon.
Whore 2: Fuck my life.

3rd Floor Whore 1: Hey I'm studying for my exam in third floor.
Whore 2: (4 hours later) How much have you studied?
Whore 1: I've been on the same page for 3 hours, fuck my life.

by SwiftRich March 17, 2008

Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore

A particularly accommodating female sexual partner

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

Flooz

A common abbreviation of the word "floozy". Meant to denote promiscuous or loose behavior, generally, on the part of a woman.

K: "Looks like Jessy's up to her harlotry again!"

C: "What a dirty flooz!"

by kc6113 December 19, 2008

Flookle

To have made a mistake.

I made a flookle in my maths exam.

by Emma and Beth January 10, 2009