Five Aces

A lie, exaggeration of the truth, bullshit. Calling bullshit on a statement someone has made

I call 'Five Aces' on that...means' I call bullshit on your statement.

by jeff4par December 14, 2008

five second fling

a phenomenon that occurs when you think someone is attractive for a fleeting moment then come to your senses and think them repulsive once more

You're never going to guess who I had a five second fling with!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

five-fingered ounce

quantity of marijuana that indicates the supplier filled the bag with as much as could be held with five fingers. Usually results in a bit more than an ounce per bag--35-40 grams.

a five-fingered ounce is good for an extra weekend you can share with your friends

by WVbud September 25, 2008

Five Dick Curve

A variant of probability theory of the normal distribution or Gaussian distribution, as applied to how women minimize the number of men they have copulated with to appear more innocent and closer to normal, especially to a new boyfriend.

Jane "So when he asked me how many men I banged in my life, I told him 'five' even though it was really ten"

Jill "Why?"

Jane "Because I don't want my new man to think I am a skank."

Jill "You did a five dick curve"

by Dr. Agnes Freud September 29, 2010

Five Nights at Feurolant's

A non-existant game tribute to the shit meme cancer title Five Nights at Freddy's. It was taken down from Steam's Greenlight portal just 2 days after it's debut. It was created in the Clickteam Fusion 2.5 engine, as was the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise games. It was not greenlit due to excessive nudity and, mentioned by Robin Walker of Valve, "A shit meme cancer spinoff of the previous shit meme cancer Five Nights at Freddy's."

"Hey, man, did you see Five Nights at Feurolant's on Greenlight?"
"Oh yeah, man, I voted for it, but most people are saying it's a shit meme cancer like Five Nights at Freddy's. A shame."

by :v) August 1, 2016

FIVE DAY CAMPING PUSSY

NASTY SMELLING TWAT

MY BUDDY ROB SAID , " DON,T EAT HER PIE , SHE HAS A BAD CASE OF FIVE DAY CAMPING PUSSY!"

by andyrichardson December 2, 2009

Five skin

When a male participates in an abundance of intercourse and grows a callous around the shaft of his penis.

Sal went on his honeymoon this weekend, he came back with five skin.

by Tonyg019 November 14, 2013