fester

A fester is someone who can be found at a festival of any type, regardless of the nature of said festival. You can identify a fester by the frisbees or nerf footballs they are commonly seen with in the parking lot of the fest.

An interesting fact about festers is that they procreate by biting non festers and injecting them with unholy fester venom. WATCH OUT!

Example:

Non Fester: Hey dude, what bands are you here to see?

Fester: Bands? Naw dude, I'm just here for the <i>fest</i>!

by Keil May 4, 2005

fester

someone renowned for thinking they're something or someone when they're nothing at all.

To do a joel

by ;) June 7, 2003

fatster

A Harley Davidson Sportster motorcycle customized to resemble a Fat Boy model, usually with a wider front end, larger gas tank, and lower fenders. People create fatsters both because it is much less expensive than buying a Fat Boy and also because the Sportster models have much faster engines than the slower Fat Boys. Sportster models are often looked down upon as being "girl bikes" because they are often the less expensive models which men will buy for their wives, and this may play a role in the desire to change their appearance.

I couldn't believe that Bill bought a Sportster until he turned it into a Fatster.

by Nefariouslacker January 15, 2009

fester

One who participates in mentally repeating a certain thought whether it be real or not.

"When my mother's fourth husband doesn't come home on time, she festers about him being with another woman"

by Mapgaret June 13, 2005

Fester

Unethical lyin' ass bitch.
Last name is Santorum

Fester needs his punk-ass jaw broke.

by Cleotis May 2, 2005

fester

to cuddle, hug, hold hands, kiss, etc..

Stop festering!
Cabin 5 festers more than you.
Emily, Elise, Marissa, and Holly love to fester on the BGF.

by butterfly em August 7, 2006

Fanter

'Facebook Banter'

Some have shedloads.

Some are just too damn serious.

Others try stupidly hard but really, haven't got a clue

Examples are everyday conversation/occurances/tags on facebook. Sometimes it is easy to mistake 'Fanter' for a 'Frape', depending on the humour of the affected.

by D.Albert.J October 22, 2011