1. Designated period of time in which a male masturbates freely.
2. A term used when somebody sees a sexy picture.
2. A term used when somebody sees a sexy picture.
by DjDayTroll April 27, 2014
Get the time to fap mug.A man with several media devices to watch porn on sets a rotating office chair in the center. He turns on all screens to a different porn video, usually his favorite ones at the time. He starts to rotate his body with his feet and uses his free hand(s) to masturbate. Spinning like a top while jacking off creates sexual inertia, and the feeling of an erotic adrenaline rush. This kenotic event triggers many sensations In the bodies neurotransmitters such as arousal and nausea. Many who participate in this activity have one goal to achieve orgasm before throwing up. This race against time is known to its contestants as the dizzy fap challenge.
by Carter R July 3, 2018
Get the Dizzy Fap mug.Masturbating after consuming large amounts of redbull, resulting in a fap so strong, you might even catch fire.
by Jesuswasgay February 16, 2017
Get the Fire fap mug.A whole month of nutting to the fibonacci sequence for example Feb 1 - 1 nut Feb 2 - 1 nut Feb 3 - 2 nuts Feb 4 - 3 nuts ultimately leading up to the last day of February where you must bust over 300k nuts in a day
Guy 1: "hey bro you doing no nut November"
Guy 2:"nah I'm training for destroy dick December and fibonacci fap February"
Guy 2:"nah I'm training for destroy dick December and fibonacci fap February"
by Iraqistan November 3, 2018
Get the Fibonacci Fap February mug.When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping
Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.
"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"
"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"
by Sir Asbestos July 29, 2022
Get the Salvation Fap mug.When your Fapping and need some lube but you have nothing other than a bottle of Antibacterial Hand sanitiser, of course you use it anyway because its all you've got and lets be honest the 'old boy' needed a good wash anyway.
John: Morning Dave, what did you get up to last night?
Dave: Oh not much, I did have an Anti-bac Fap whilst watching Django tho.
John: I just think its great that you'll admit that. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Dave: Well I ran out of lube and to be honest I couldn't be arsed to shower today anyway.
Dave: Oh not much, I did have an Anti-bac Fap whilst watching Django tho.
John: I just think its great that you'll admit that. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Dave: Well I ran out of lube and to be honest I couldn't be arsed to shower today anyway.
by Builtuponthesand February 9, 2015
Get the Anti-bac Fap mug.To masturbate extremely fast. This term can only be used with a male. Female term would be "schlickity schlick schlick."
by Mikere November 22, 2013
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