A man with a two inch dick, who loves to spend their time masturbating to gay porn. They often suck their best friend’s dick, and get STDs.
by Johna LongSchlong October 13, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a very kind loving person. He’s very attractive and all of the girls chase after him. He will always have your heart. You really want to get to know a Ethan. He’s very loyal and will treat you right.
by Abusj May 16, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is the most perfect boy ever. He is so lovely. Not all people like him. But some people love him. If you're dating him watch out. As soon as you date him everyone will go for him. Ethan is the most caring boyfriend ever although you will fight with him. You always get over it within minutes. Hes very loyal and "trustworthy . If you're a cheer leader you can easily convince him to come to your games. He will love you with all of his heart. If you want him to get you something he will get it right away. You will have lots of inside jokes
by 6dhs August 20, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. 
Ethan E-Than
Ethan is a human being name, like all of us. However he lacks a trait known as being a socialist. He’s terrible at messaging girls and can’t do five pushups due to the lack of vitamin D. Or Fortnite I guess. Overall, don’t message him as he’s rarely known to message you back, or even talk to you. He’s also very busy for some reason.
Ethan is a human being name, like all of us. However he lacks a trait known as being a socialist. He’s terrible at messaging girls and can’t do five pushups due to the lack of vitamin D. Or Fortnite I guess. Overall, don’t message him as he’s rarely known to message you back, or even talk to you. He’s also very busy for some reason.
1st friend: Oh come on! It’s been 2 weeks and you haven’t responded?!
2nd friend: Who are you talking to?
1st friend: My IPad. It has Ethan’s contacts but no response yet.
2nd friend: I hear you bro. He’s a introvert from the world. Probably playing Fortnite right now.
- Little did they know, he was busy. As usual -
2nd friend: Who are you talking to?
1st friend: My IPad. It has Ethan’s contacts but no response yet.
2nd friend: I hear you bro. He’s a introvert from the world. Probably playing Fortnite right now.
- Little did they know, he was busy. As usual -
by AsainicAudric December 24, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Typically this name means someone you can trust with anything. Whether it’s something negative or positive about you or what has happened to you. He’s shy and doesn’t talk very much until you get to know him that is. When you do know him all he’ll do is talk to you. A good person to have inside jokes with. Some may say he’s attractive.
by ....unknown October 12, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan, let’s just say Ethan is athletic but also a little nerdy. He is not “hot” but rather cute and like able. He won’t steal your girl ( he probable will though) and is loyal and faithful. He probably tall and skinny but also powerful and strong. Ethan is also a little cocky and can get ahead of himself sometimes, Ethan can a little hard get to know but once you get to know him he can be a real charmer. Ethan is not a class clown or anything like that, but funny in his own way.
by I is special January 17, 2018
Get the Ethanmug.