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Engineers algorithm

The engineers algorithm is a simple set of instructions on what to do in a certain situation. For example if something is not ment to move but it is moving use duct tape. If it is still moving you have not used enough duct tape. On the other hand if something is ment to move but it isn't moving, use WD40. If it is still not moving used more WD40 and continuously hit it with a hammer until it moves.
Person 1: " I don't know why this isn't working, any ideas".

Person 2: " are you talking about your wife not getting out of bed or the bearing seizing up. Use the engineers algorithm for the bearing. And promise me you won't drown your wife with WD40 and hit her with a hammer."
by Bread_man69420 December 28, 2021
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Engineerical

A made up word used to describe a person or being that exhibits traits of an engineer, or used to describe someone doing things a engineer type person would do.
Look at this blueprint I made. I’m so engineerical.”
“And I’m 99% sure engineerical isn’t a word.”
“I’m so engineerical that your engineerical engineers can’t even be as engineerical as my engineerical self.”
“What?”
by Bruh’ll’s’re’ve’d March 20, 2022
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feature engineering

Deriving new variables from data for the purpose of analysis.
Why is this six gigs? The data set I gave you was only one gig.

Feature engineering, --sometimes I'm like my own neural network.
by cinf May 6, 2020
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Public Display of Engineering

Like the universally despised PDA (Public Display of Affection) the PDE, or Public Display of Engineering involves two or more engineers engaged in a deeply technical, often hotly and loudly debated, all-encompasing discussion that while titillating and intensely enjoyable for those involved, is utterly cringe-worthy to behold.
Ugh, the Public Display of Engineering going on behind us is unbearable... Get a conference room, you two!
by kinofcain August 26, 2013
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engineur

He was an engineur, using engineering in business.
by jeromefisher October 30, 2013
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Engibeer

To create, fix or prove something with the use of godly math and science abilities while you are drunk
I engibeered this new system of recycling beer bottles.
by RagingWaters14 January 26, 2017
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Engineeracle

Resolving a dire or tragic situation through modern engineering.
The trapped Chilean miners weren't saved by a miracle of God. It was an engineeracle.
by FormerChild October 16, 2010
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