Edward Cullen

every teenage girl's heart is with this man, er vampire.
he is thee hottest thing to ever grace this planet called earth, a 108 yr old virgin :D, bella swan's hubby/baby daddy.

he has blondeish brown hair, golden eyes, rock hard ab's, ice cold lips, and a perfect bone structure.

he is in Stephanie Meyer's fictional best selling book "Twilight"

and, is the subject of many people's fantasy's/dream's! he is also talented with the gifts of mind reading and piano skills. he is a VEGETARIAN, so only animals for him(:

andd, has a beautifull daughter named Renesmee. lives in Forks Washington, due to the fact that it isn't sunny there.
and is "17". rich is a mofo.

has a dad named Carlisle, mom named esme sisters rosalie and alice, bro's jasper and emmet.

thee end!
Caitlin: who is the god like person over there?
Karina: omg, thats edward cullen!!!!
by Caitlinskidie February 09, 2009
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Edward Cullen

A freak that sneaks into you your room to watch you sleep, and finds it amuzing. He can't breath while being with you beacause of your stink. He may, or may not, sparkle a glittery colour all over his body.
Ex 1
M: "He's such an Edward Cullen!"
K:"What!?! He snuck in your room again?"
Ex 2
J:"Did you see that?! Mark is such an Edward Cullen!!!
F:"Why's that?"
J:" ' Cause when Katy passed by him, he held his nouse"
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Edward Cullen

A fictional vampire from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series. I have no idea why everyone gets so upset about him. Twilight is a popular love story that has enchanted girls of every age and for some reason people (mostly teenage guys) can't accept that.
Edward is depicted as the "perfect" boyfriend because of his unconditional love for the protagonist, Bella Swan. He's the archetype of an ideal boyfriend who provides the love that girls seek - especially younger girls who still speculate about love and its meaning to them. Older girls and young women, like many other people, can and do use fiction as means of escape from their everyday lives (in this case, young women fantasize about having a strong relationship someday). People should step back and remember what it was like to be curious and unsure about love and relationships, and that having crushes on fictional characters or celebrities is a phase most girls grow out of.
Everybody really needs to calm down and stop bitching about how much of a "fag" Edward Cullen is. Once they stop making movies, the Twilight series will be as forgotten as The da Vinci Code.
by not_a_twilight_fan August 07, 2010
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Edward Cullen

A fictional character,a vampire thats basically perfect in his appearence. Girls and twilight fans absouloutly adore him and the actor that plays him in the movie, Robert Patterson.

Most boys get really stressed and worked up about the fact that girls love him. Really stressed. Probably jelousy although it is a fictional character. haha
Girl:I love Edward Cullen, hes gotta be real. There must be a guy like him somewhere!

Boy: THERE ISN'T! AGH I HATE TWILIGHT!
by meh 8) October 30, 2009
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Tyler Edwards

Egotistical, narcissistic, self-loving bastards that only thinks with his extremely small penis, that makes up with it by driving a Really nice car. Tyler Edwards usually smoke cigarettes and wear collard shirts, typically the white ones think there black, but are usually terrified of black people.
Look at that tyler edwards over there! He thinks his car is getting the ladys but really its the fact that they all hoes. His car is really nice doe.
by Abubububu9 October 13, 2011
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Edward Cullen

Edward is a fictional character created by Stephanie Meyer. He appears throught the twilight novels and is a "vegetarian" vampire. The word vegetarian entails that him and his family drink only the blood of animals instead of humans. Edward Cullen's family is made up of 3 couples; Carlisle and Esme, Rosalie and Emmett and Alice and Jasper.
Edward Cullen however has a special power/talent, and that is to be able to read minds with one exception: Isabella Swan. Isabella Swan is madly in love with Edward as he is with her.
Edward has bronze hair and chalk white skin that is impenetrable and hard and cool to the touch; a feeling often depicted as being similar to marble.
Edward Cullen was transformed into a vampire by his adopted father Carlisle Cullen in the early 1920's when both his parents died from influenza and he too was on the verge of death. Carlisle created him as his companian as he did later with others.
Edward's was a character full off good and kindness a character impossible to not love.
Edward is a fictional character created by Stephanie Meyer. He appears throught the twilight novels and is a "vegetarian" vampire. The word vegetarian entails that him and his family drink only the blood of animals instead of humans. Edward Cullen's family is made up of 3 couples; Carlisle and Esme, Rosalie and Emmett and Alice and Jasper.
Edward Cullen however has a special power/talent, and that is to be able to read minds with one exception: Isabella Swan. Isabella Swan is madly in love with Edward as he is with her.
Edward has bronze hair and chalk white skin that is impenetrable and hard and cool to the touch; a feeling often depicted as being similar to marble.
Edward Cullen was transformed into a vampire by his adopted father Carlisle Cullen in the early 1920's when both his parents died from influenza and he too was on the verge of death. Carlisle created him as his companian as he did later with others.
Edward's was a character full off good and kindness a character impossible to not love.
by Georgianna December 29, 2008
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Edward Cullen

A character, whom many fans adore, from the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer potrayed by Robert Pattison in the film adaptation.

Edward is described as a charming, but stubborn vampire who falls in love with Bella Swan, a human from Forks, Washington.

The series is well written, but extremely overrated.
"Why the fuck is everyone so obsessed with Edward Cullen?"
by Everyone's A Critic January 12, 2009
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