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Epicsexual

A person of said sexual preference to fuck anyone and anything with or without a pulse, including but not limited to large farm animals, living room furnature, sporting equipment, and dirty Mexicans.
I haven't fuck anything in five whole minutes! I'm going into epicsexul withdrawl!

If the bitch shoves a banana up her ass, she's an epicsexual.

If your man fucks around with other women, he's a ho. If he fucks other men too, he's bi. If he has a pocket pussy, keep him away from your cat. He's an epicsexual!
by Jookity-Jook March 4, 2010
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epic hi-5

to run and jump and hi-5 a person in the air.
Me and Tavian can't "epic hi-5."
by William from Madison April 9, 2009
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Epic Of The Failage

It is a moment when some epically fails.It is usually said to a person who fails at life.It is the uber word that PWNS!
BlackGuy:Did you see Chris Crocker?!He is soo gay!
WhiteGuy:Shut the fuck up NIGGA!
BlackGuy:NO YOU FUCKING SHUT UP ALBINO HOE!
AsianGuy:Wow...this moment is...EPIC OF THE FAILAGE!
by ChaseShaunJoon May 31, 2009
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Epic Party

A party of epic proportions, everyone gets wasted. Party grows until the cops come in and end it. A party that everyone remembers. Even the police.
Police: that was most epic party we've crashed man
by yourmotherisgayerthanme November 6, 2009
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Epic Fail

To fail so hard at something that should have been so easy.
That nigga got kicked out of school 2 weeks before graduation, Epic Fail.
by Aarian October 1, 2010
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Epic Fail

Two of the most annoying words in the English language combined to form ultimately the most annoying phrase on the face of the earth.
Epic and fail are among many other annoying words that should be banished from the English language according to the Lake Superior State University, and hopefully most people feel the same.
Robert: DUUUDE EPIC FAIL!!!!!
Casey: DUUUDE shut the fuck up.
by nasahnwhoru January 22, 2011
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Epic Auburn

Auburns that are (gasp!) even more epic than Supergingers, and have the right to Gingerpimp, as well as all the privelages Gingers have in society.
"Hey, I heard you like gingers"
"Fuck no. Epic Auburns are sexier"
by Kuroi Seifuku January 28, 2013
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