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Elijah's Laptop

Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.
by YEE YEEE !@# November 16, 2021
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Elijah

Sexiest guy on earth! Every girl wants this man because he is so tall and muscular. (One of the guys that think everything is great and runs from the one person who is scary.)
Friend: OMG, Is that Elijah?!
Me: Yeah it is!
by bells.go.ding.bro March 17, 2022
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Elijahing

1. To fuck up drilling holes into walls
2. The inability to use staircases
Stop Elijahing my wall.
by multiple usernames February 19, 2024
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Elijah

A faggot ginger with no braincells and was born with down syndrome and dot over his face
Elijah u look so gay bro
by Niggerfaggotslickbitch678 June 14, 2018
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Elijah

He's carrying around a coffee and a guitar? What an Elijah.
by ramennoodlezrgood November 13, 2018
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Elijah

Elijah is a person that will never give up on anything or anyone unless you cross him and if you do he will beat your ass if he can. He is the sweetest person you will ever meet. If you are one of the girls he likes you are the luckiest girl alive. Elijah will do what ever it takes to be with you. He can also get mean sometimes and be annoying but he dose it because he truly loves you or has a crush on you. When ever you don't feel safe he will do what ever it takes to make sure you are. And if you are one of the girls that's in his arms you will never want to get out. Elijah will always be there for you but when he is by himself he is really depressed. After all you will never want to let go of Elijah.
Boy 1:Look it's Elijah
by Korra'sWife March 4, 2021
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Elijah

These people usually have blonde hair and Hazel-brown eyes. Their hair is really fluffy and they like to let people touch it. Some times they tend to act like a child and scream, but never the less they are really nice. If they were to date anyone their name would most likely be Ophelia and their probably an Asexual. They also are probably platonicly adopted by someone names Skyler who probably has like 5 other kids and if dating a dumbass.
Elijah: *Screams*
Person: * Screams*
by Child_Collector April 21, 2022
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