Grad Party Diet

A popular diet for people who have to attend graduation parties where there will be a shitload of food. You start out by not eating anything on the day of the party until you get there. Once you've arrived, you proceed to stuff your face with delicious and probably expensive food. After the party you return home and don't eat until the next grad party.

Don't worry, I'm on the Grad Party Diet. It's all good.

by Pilari August 7, 2011

diet coke faggot

made famous by zach russom
used when you are drunk and pissed off and the first person you see has a diet coke in their hand you get a free card to call them a 'Diet Coke Faggot'

Matt....ughhh...you're such a diet coke faggot.

by dietcokefaggot August 6, 2007

Diet Pepsi

The diet pop that doesn't taste strong like Diet Coke and cheap bargain brands

Diet Coke in bottles and cans tastes terrible. Drink Diet Pepsi.

by Jeremy July 23, 2004

Dietrich Blumpkin

this is when one recieves a blumpkin but is not sitting on a toilet bowl. The receiver just starts shitting whereever he is receiving the blowjobs. also known as a Lindy Blumpkin because the origins are said to have started in Lindenhurst.

Yo mike was getting head in his bed, but let his bowels loose and got the dietrich blumpkin!

by Tom H. November 11, 2006

liquid diet

The term 'liquid diet' can often refer to a drinking session. However this phase can also mean, the manner of which a body is desposed off - implying that a persons body was dumped in a watered area, such as a river or lake.

Jim Bob: Well that asshole next door neighbour won't be giving me anymore drama!
Cleetus: Why is that?
Jim Bob: I took the son of a bitch out with my 303!
Cleetus: What did you do with the body? Did you bury him?
Jim Bob: Let's just say he's on a liquid diet.
Cleetus: He's in the lake then?
Jim Bob: Yep.

by buckonz September 1, 2009

dietus

a state of divinity. from the word diety: dietus often refers to one who is God-like but not supremely so.

the goddess wept, her dietus child played happily, unaware of his unfathomable power.

by case hill April 24, 2006

diet punk

A wannabe punk ass who isn't bad enough to be punk, or a fake punk who is just trying to get ass from a real punk, or just someone who likes the clothes but doesn't have the attitude.

Kelly is so diet punk, she told me today that she likes tan, blonde boys who play football.

by Shauna.o August 16, 2007