Douchebag

Any male, over the age of 15, that wears a baseball cap with the brim still flat, and not properly curved.

That guy is 40, why is he wearing his hat like that?

Because he's a douchebag

by grad98cofc March 22, 2013

Douchebag Pic

The male equivalent of the "sexy mirror pic" resulting in attention from girls, look as much of a douche/jock as possible.

Jim: Wow he is flexing his muscles in a tight wife beater to get the girl's attention....

Rob: Wow he took a Douchebag Pic.

by Formithis May 26, 2013

Douchebag

Alex Harris.

"Man, that guy is being such an douchebag."
"Yeah, what an Alex Harris."

by Ajent123 August 26, 2013

Douchebag

Helder

L-O-L Look at Helder lifting weight, he's a total douchebag
Bob- I know right.

by WankyMasterWankingHisDick December 7, 2013

Douchebag Moment

When you are normally not a douchebag type but for a split moment act like a douchebag.

Guy 1: I am hungry and haven't had almost anything today.

Guy 2: Well for breakfast i had breakfast pizza with country gravy sause, cheese, eggs, bacon and biscuit crust. For lunch i had a sandwich wrap. For dinner, i went to a chinese buffet. And now i'm eating nachos.

Guy 1: Dude stop, you're making me even more hungry, you dick.

Guy 2: Sorry, i was going through a Douchebag Moment

Guy 1: Oh ok.

by Gamerlives April 24, 2014

Douchebag

~A person who, While also being a unfeeling, asshole with an Ego trumping His/Her IQ Tenfold, will mooch Money and Social standing from whoever he comes in contact with.

Person 1: Hey did you hear what Cov did? He broke poor Alyssas Heart!
Person 2: What a Douchebag

by Just.Another.Nothing October 10, 2014

douchebag

Choosing to disregard basic and appropriate social graces of a normal human being in regards to anything relating to their own needs, feelings, and wellbeing over others specially those closed to them IE. Family relationships friends or strangers

Guy has a girlfriend who he gets pregnant and starts dating someone behind her back. what a Douchemove Douchebag

by Rufus December 4, 2014