orky dork 

1. a person that plays a stringed instrument usually violin, viola, cello, or bass in an orchestra
2. is friends with many other musically inclined people {i.e band geeks or choir queers}
3. almost exclusively dates people mentioned above
4. has a 99% chance of being asian
5. is emotionally attached to their instrument
6. enjoys playing music to an inhuman extent
7. can pick out their instruments part in about any song
8. constantly makes jokes about band and chorus
9. takes pride in being a member of the orchestra (those who take their pride to the extreme call it dorkestra )
10. their talent is almost always underestimated, they are often neglected because of this
11. is considered a pervert when talking about almost any aspect of their instrument
12. is infinately awesome. period.

Bill: that orky dork treats her bass better than her boyfriend!

Me: hey, what up band geeks!?
Friends: you're such an orky dork, laura.

Bob: what are you doing?
Me: fingering a minor.
Bob: what?!
Me: damn! i broke my G string.
Bob:...
Me: it doesn't help that its so hard shifting into fifth position, either.
Bob:...orky dork...

orky dork by orkydork4life December 9, 2008

Orch Dork 

People that play violin, viola, cello, and/or bass in the orchestra or youth symphony. The awesomest people you'll ever meet. We totally beat the band geeks and the choir queers and don't let anyone tell you differently. We're a lot more mature and we don't feel the need to be the center of attention. Orch dorks also have a lot more fun in their own strange and perplexing way which you would only understand if you were an orch dork yourself.

Bob: Let's go hang out with the orch dorks! They always have such a fun time.

Fred: Yeah! Love those guys!

Orch Dork by Trebletrouble October 3, 2009

Big Dork 

1. A dork who is one majorly.
or
2. A large (in size) dork.

"Hey, that kid is a big dork.. AND I MEAN IN BOTH WAYS"

Big Dork by MiszTori July 22, 2008

Orch Dork 

Orch Dork - a talented person who works their butt off playing an instrument violin, viola, cello, bass, harp, piano for the betterment of their life...aka Orchestra! Note: Mess with an Orch Dork = committing [suicide. We all come after you and bash our instruments yes, even the bass on your head until you can accept the fact that we rock harder than the Band and Choir combined. That's right. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.]

Orch Dorks rock the Fine Arts building! ;)

Orch Dork by Theresa October 12, 2004

Orch Dork 

One who plays in orchestra, hangs out with bandos(see also Band Geek,Band Dork) at times. When they combine there forces with the bandos and choir kids they can destroy everything (insert O Fortuna here). However they and the other groups mentioned choose to use their power for good. Orch Dorks use their power to make their instruments not sound like a chorus of dieing cats

The Orch Dork lives in the orchestra room.

Orch Dork by Squirrel Lord December 26, 2005

Moto dork 

One of those fuck'in dinks that walks about with a bluetooth cell thing stuck in his ear.

Hey! moto dork!, you're not that important!
you look like an itiot!

Moto dork by frank 15165465156165416 August 7, 2008

gangster dork 

A smart, evolved male or female who is ready to change the world, but also willing to smack a bitch.

"Are you really talking about Star Wars and Biggie at the same time? You're total gangster dorks"

gangster dork by Discodancer April 4, 2013