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hold em donk

Hold Em Donk, is a player who will take thoughtless random odds on cards they think are good perhaps because they may have a pocket pair, an ace king pocket suit, any suit combination or just think that by going all in on every hand it will eventually pay off. I have played with various players who were at different skill levels, nevertheless would be considered a Hold Em Donk (poker donkey) because they simply think the game is all luck or they don't understand the breakdown of the games odds.

Online gaming sites have made the game much more popular and in my opinion made the problem worse than it was pre 1997. Now many more novice players who take insane risks with play money think that they can take their rip and burn strategy to the real world of poker tournaments. What the average Hold Em Donk fails to realize is that when playing online you likely don't know who you're playing against and don't get to improve your Give (expression, tick, cough, twitch etc) or read other player's give that all professional players pickup on to identify ones potential hand strength. Another problem is that different poker sites use algorithms that don't actually mimic the real life shuffle of the deck or change out. And, when playing someone face to face it is much more intimidating because of factors such as the staredown, having to wager and place physical chips on the pile and the style of the dealer who regulates the table.
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by Donkey Assassin January 27, 2014
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DONK

Donk (DONK, $DONK, Donk!, et al)

Donk is a memecoin expletive. It's exact meaning is derived from its context and/or usage within a sentence.
I just donked a huge bag of APT and it pumped all the way to mars!

Show me the $DONK (i.e. show me the money, show me the proof, show me the sauce)
by Rufio_donk June 17, 2024
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Donkness

Being as Stupid or dumb as a Farm Animal or a Donkey. Stupidity exceeding limits of a human being.
Your Donkness is way more than i expected.

Dont show your Donkness around here please.
by MonstanLushi November 11, 2013
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donke

The Slovenian NBA player Luka Dončić who likes to eat čevapi.
Brt donke je dou 50 pik!
by stepjanez123 February 18, 2022
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Mega Donk

A term meaning 'a lot of'
Person 1: I’m ready to get drunk this weekend
Person 2: yes buddy let’s get a mega donk of beers
by Thicc_Papi February 19, 2021
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Donk

Donk is an Australian Slang Term For Large Engine, Typically a Supercharged V8 Engine
Yeah, my Commadore's got a tough Donk under the hood
by Lucidity_OF_FRFR February 8, 2024
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donk

some counter-strike player or something. He's pretty good tho
FaZe: can't believe donk fucked us up again!
by edranka June 3, 2024
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