Dog

A dog is the embodiment of all that is pure. We are less than deserving of these beautiful, clean, loyal, amazing beings, and they deserve to live the most wholesome and loving lives possible. It's a shame they live such short lives, because if they had a longer lifespan humans would no longer need to socialize with each other. Anybody who abuses or hurts dogs in any way (see Kero The Wolf) deserves to be skinned, covered in papercuts, and be thrown in a boiling pot of lemon juice.

Dad: Hey son, how are things?
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)

by Exotic Time April 16, 2019

Dog

A mammal that is mans best friend which god gave us and dog backwards spells god

Woof woof
Oh look there's my dog

by Hellokitty120 March 27, 2016

Dog

If you don't know what this is yo u are fucking retarded and should seek medical help

My dog gets me pussy

by Hubert le fronz February 8, 2018

Dog

The most amazing thing in any humans life, WE ARE FREAKING BLESSSSED BY THEM🐶🐶🐶

OMG ITS A DOG I LOVVVVE DOGS

by Chez snek November 17, 2019

dog

To *rag out* or abuse an item such as your vehicle.

Your car looks like shit cuz you always dog it out

by r0gu3 g33k March 26, 2010

Dog

Wrinkly grandma pussy

I love dogs

by Dog lover 112 March 17, 2017

Dog

The best animal ever, everyone’s favorite animal. Dogs are furry, funny, curious animals that usually like to play. They are smart, cute, and hilarious. They can be guard dogs and help people, or can just be your best friend. They are loyal and care about you, they usually love visitors, children, or other animals. When they make a mistake (for example if they are puppies) no matter how mad you are, you laugh because they are just to cute to be mad at. They can cuddle with you protect you and love you. They are your best friend.

OMG your dog is so funny!!

by I’malittlegirlthing November 22, 2017