Dick

1) A person who is acting like a total jackass or asshole.
2) Like a vagina, but on a guy. A penis. Sometimes big, sometimes small. Why certain girls stay with their boyfriends when the don't love them.

1) "Jason is being a dick, I'm going to sidekick that motherfucker in the face."
2) Girl 1: "Girl what's wrong?"
Girl 2: "My man ain't shit."
G1: "Well why won't you leave him?"
G2: "Cuz bitch, dick too bomb!"

by Gingerbabe May 28, 2015

Dick

1. A penis
2.a rude annoying (usually male) person

1.we did anal with my dick
2.he is such a dick!

by Potato chisp May 20, 2016

Dick

A special key used for opening a cunt

I have a big dick.

by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

Dick

A large pee hole that only boys have to pee out of.

Oh look he has a dick

by Beautiful sunshine May 31, 2018

Dick

A penis.

U dick

by asdkfhlsdkjgabiwelfukjhzlfawe; March 26, 2018

dick

a long stick that sits on a male and makes them feel insure if they are long enough or two long or makes girls feel precious

i have a fucking fat dick

by person who writes definoitonss December 23, 2020

dicked

fail; epic fail; this has multiple definitions, but I hear it used the same way in different situations such as the one below...

teacher: "Give me an exaple of a vegetable."
student 1: "Tomato."
teacher: "No, a tomato is a fruit."
student 2: "DICKED!"

by xela9619 February 20, 2010