Deeryl

A type of person who is possibly the worst at anything he does. Usually used to describe a talentless person.

"That guy was so horrible at the talent show."
"Yeah, he was a fucking deeryl"

by JimmyBoy August 26, 2006

Deerface

The look you get when you walk into a fine looking establishment for some mellow pre-drinks and walk out at 6am missing your shoe.

Boys "Hey girls how you doin' let me make some drinks"
Girls "We got some dinner ready, lets eat"
___Night continues___
(sharpie marker is out, thug life is on your belly)
(your wearing mini mouse ears and a girl isn't wearing pants)
(you are rolling around the floor and Queso is biting your socks)
(A girl comes home with a patio lamp)
(you start a band and smoke weed)
Girls" can you go to sevy and get pancake ingredients?"
Boys " yHAfnbasdngshjbha BRB!!!!"
____crepes and nutella_____
(we pull out the murphey and pull out couch)
(10 people sleep over)
(people leave randomly as they wake up)

your shirt is ripped and you can't find your shoe...

you got deerfaced.

by DEERDIARIES.BLOGSPOT.COM September 10, 2010

DeerSmear

The fecal matter of a Deer. The title fits the definition more if said feces were smeared upon a surface as...you know...like a prank or something.

"Thompson!Thompson! Come quick! Look at this DeerSmear! What a feast this deer must've had!"

by Drabinsky June 20, 2007

deeroscape

The process of building a landscape that repels deer through the use of deer resistant plants, repellents and fences.

My garden has damage from the deer, so I need to deeroscape it.

by EC Berger August 19, 2008

deeran

long johnson-sucking mother bitch fuck 🐑💨

bro u see deeran?? mother bitch fuck.

by imbetterthanallofu September 23, 2021

John-Deered

Verb- Past tense of John-Deer. When a customer of a sex worker (a “John”) after obtaining & paying for services, runs the sex worker down with his car and takes the money back. The sex worker appearing like “a deer in headlights”.

I’m going to John-Deer the next whore that charges me more than $20 for anal.

Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.

by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

john deere 7460

A black person who picks cotton

Jamal is a brand new John Deere 7460

by Shrimper112233 September 2, 2021