Human Decanting

When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually red wine), and serves partygoers by emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses

Make sure to bring a catheter to the human decanting party in case you're picked to be the server!

by shamdog6 July 21, 2021

Switcheroo Deception

It is when medical science figures out how to remove the Adams apple in a sex change operation making the mans voice sound frilly which deceives the men who are blind to the fact that she is really a dude as medical science will one day deceive us all.

Last week I saw my neighbor wearing a dress. He came over this morning without an Adams apple. His doctor performed a switcheroo deception.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

bi-deception

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the method of making an intended mistake to lessen scrutiny, or make something fake feel more real

Guy 1: "-and she faked her artwork! She would often make mistakes to give the illusion its not fake, but it was AI-generated the WHOLE time."
Guy 2: "I've heard. She was using something called "bi-deception."

by ahundredovens June 6, 2023

Go decant yourself!

A saying coined by greatest service industry professional alive! Commonly used when someone needs to calm down, chill, or “aerate” themselves.

You need a breath of fresh air. Go decant yourself!

by Young Money D-Money July 23, 2024

Common decency

Something your boring roommate says to you when he doesn’t want to hear your bangers at 11:00 am on the day of the only darty that he will ever have the pleasure to enjoy.

“There’s a thing called common decency, and I don’t want to hear your music at 11:00 in the morning because I’m lame. Hee hee.”

by blaneficker March 15, 2025

Minus Decendance

Minus Decendance is a funny game that is a Roguelike Horror Game

the OTHER explanation :
funni floor gaem where i keep dying to the sTUPID GRREEED ENTITY I AHTE HIMR I HATAE

Participant #10001: I still haven't found Gumballer in Minus Decendance yet!
Parcipitant #10000: bro he is like extremely rare.

by i killed my wife for children June 10, 2025

Deliberately decontextualized

And he looks Jewish. So I think is just "The Jews lie about you if cross them because they've deluded themselves into believing their ancestors talked to the creator of the universe and it made them the moral dictator of the universe forever." I think THAT is what is happening here.

Hym "You saying that I'm 'threatening kids for information' That is a deliberately decontextualized description of events. You're just taking the elements that YOU PERSONALLY CARE ABOUT and then are telling her that explicitly to affect the outcome. To change how she would feel or what she would do. That is YOU manipulating HER so that YOU the not creator of AI and the not writer of the Joker can pretend that my role in either of those things is insignificant. So again, fuck your kids. I'm not going to pretend I care more about you kids like that you do or even my own. YOU are actively making my life worse deliberately and THAT'S HOW. That manipulation that you are doing to her is the thing you are doing to make it worse deliberately. You know that you're doing it, I know you're doing it, and, yes, your kids share your guilt."

by Hym Iam October 31, 2025