Dishornist disease

Causes an individual to think of sex, masturbation, and causes one to be horny even when not turned on.

I can’t believe it, Sarah has the Dishornist disease.

by PytNiyah December 14, 2021

Crankington's disease

The act of Cranking down so roughly and vigourously that the entire body goes into a jerking fit that resembles the shaking symptoms of Parkington's disease. Crankington's disease effects all age groups, and the results can be catastrophic, even resulting in loss of ability to crank.

Yages was cranking down so hard in the bathroom that he can't stop himself from shaking, hes got Crankington's Disease!

by Choad and Derse January 2, 2017

Final Disease

Final Disease: Increase of Limelight cravings and self-inserting awsomeness or fail, drama-downsyndrom, With slight chances of 'I'MLEAVINGFOREVERCUZEVERYONEHATESME!'

Ex. "Lindsy Lohan refuses to leave her home under the ailment of Final Disease." "THIS REPORTER ISN'T TAKING PICTURES OF ME!!! EVERYONE MUST HATE ME! I'M NEVER COMING OUT AGAIN!!!

by MarkMyLife August 9, 2009

jujujujulalalalakongkong disease

you're always saying sorry impulsively forever on a loop until you die

jujujujulalalalakongkong disease is very serious lol

by JudasThDarkFiend February 15, 2023

SD disease

When a guy has a small dick

This annoying ass idiot probably has the SD disease lol

by Zane_lmao January 31, 2022

Fatty-Disease

Diabetic haters possess someone to fall off their bed.

Jaké fell off his bed because of Fatty-Disease

by JakeMacWord June 11, 2019

ken disease

a disease from guy to guy that makes them start fucking with "easy girls" like "barbies" which are females that boys just wanna play with and throw away 😊

" Damn b , Demarco was coo but then he caught the ken disease."

by daaaaaddy September 19, 2016