When a certain someone smells like cigarettes and the musk is so offensive, one must exit the room/car
by Fookinjerrymun July 30, 2018
Get the dart stenchmug. by London504 December 22, 2022
Get the Dartmug. Where your girlfriend or partner squirts her juices in your eye and ramming her cooter in your nose.
by KingSpeed December 10, 2016
Get the cooter dartmug. by Oldmateyyyyyyyyyyyyy August 5, 2018
Get the dart lordmug. by Dart Master July 1, 2011
Get the bed dartsmug. The infamous, elderly, devious man that lurks within the bus stations in Leicester City Center, heart filled with malice.
Rarely seen outside of the Haymarket Bust Station, though once spotted noncing about in Maccies, this awful monster is able to be recognised due to his trademark Tesco plastic bag filled with blood-soaked darts. Though he is typically peaceful, you would never want to aggro such a man for he is known to piss in bins and throw darts drunkenly.
If ever you see this man, steer clear; and if you want to confirm it really is him, try to snap a pic with your mobile phone - for he has the mythical power of not being able to be captured on photographs. And remember, unless you want a swift dart to the chest, don't eye him up for more than 5 seconds - for your gaze is a sign of aggression to this lustful creature.
Rarely seen outside of the Haymarket Bust Station, though once spotted noncing about in Maccies, this awful monster is able to be recognised due to his trademark Tesco plastic bag filled with blood-soaked darts. Though he is typically peaceful, you would never want to aggro such a man for he is known to piss in bins and throw darts drunkenly.
If ever you see this man, steer clear; and if you want to confirm it really is him, try to snap a pic with your mobile phone - for he has the mythical power of not being able to be captured on photographs. And remember, unless you want a swift dart to the chest, don't eye him up for more than 5 seconds - for your gaze is a sign of aggression to this lustful creature.
by DominicDartWatch November 18, 2021
Get the Dominic Dartmug. by Firestone Fitness September 15, 2017
Get the doge dartmug.