Dirty Cupcake

Sexual act where a person places whipped cream (or merengue works better) around their anus, then inmediately proceeding to poo inside the cream. His/her partner then smashed his/her face in the cream splashing bits and pieces of poop and whipped cream in all directions.

(Who ever smashes his/her face is who's getting dirty cupcaked)

Damn son, I still have whipped cream in my hair from that dirty cupcake I did on that bitch last night.

by Copperfil September 29, 2020

velvet cupcake

After sexing with a girl and filling her up with your icing, going down there and eating Said icing from her

"Is that toothpaste on your mouth?"
"Nah, Susan gave me the velvet cupcake earlier"

by chincuttingcunt October 2, 2013

Cupcake Party

Having a cupcake party or bringing cupcakes is code for bringing ammunition and guns to a designated location with the intent of embarking on a massive shooting rampage with all those who are present.

David is bringing in cupcakes for his cupcake party at work today!

Oh shit! he brought cupcakes run!

by Marcus Marvalo Larson February 26, 2009

runny cupcake

This is when a guy (who has diaherra) puts cellophane over a girl's mouth. He then takes a crap in her mouth.

I gave her a runny cupcake because I hated her.

by Patrick Bateman May 24, 2004

painis cupcake

A painis cupcake is a dingus who will speak in the ancient dialect of Christopher Walken, is as stubborn as a mule, a proficient musician, a social butterfly, a charmer, and will throw parties...eternally. A painis cupcake will also converse with walls.

A painis cupcake to Alfred, a wall, "I've got a fever and the only prescription is more party...juice!"

by deMangus April 9, 2013

cupcake whore

Cupcake whores are the opposite of Cupcakers. A Cupcake whore would never be able to perform the art of cupcaking.
All that cupcake whores do is perform sexual acts for cupcakes.

Ryan Puddle is such a cupcake whore that he will even perform Road Head for pancakes these days.

by 1heart1way January 18, 2008

Iraqi Cupcake

When a male participating in sexual intercourse is about to ejaculate, he motorboats the woman's breasts as he shouts "ALALALAALALLALALA" and ejaculates on her chest; icing her cupcakes.

Man, I got to do an Iraqi cupcake on Steph last night. It. Was. Awesome. She kicked me out but it was worth it.

by TweedleDum34 March 31, 2011