Adj; the name of a forty year old white woman who is into astrology, healing crystals, and most importantly, crystal methamphetamines. She typically has 4 metric tons of makeup on her face at any givin time, granting her the strongest neck muscles of any human to ever live.
by OrganDisplayer1912 November 11, 2021
Get the Crystal mug.•noun- A top secret cargo train that only travels between the hours of 0000 and 0300. It's a liberal train that carries meth, spice, and fentanyl, and people sprinkle it out on to everything as the train passes. They also pick up drug lords and heroin/fentanyl czars from the Southern border, and distribute them to Seattle, Chicago, New York, and Tampa. It's also said that when the train makes stops briefly, that suddenly all these holes open in the train cars, and peers flop out to satisfy glory hole enthusiasts who are usually awake during those hours and are on xtasy.
Helen: "Honey, wake up I hear an odd train sound passing!"
Frederick: "OH dear, that's just the secret liberal crystal meth train that distributes garbage. Nothing to worry over sweetheart."
Frederick: "OH dear, that's just the secret liberal crystal meth train that distributes garbage. Nothing to worry over sweetheart."
by PEEN SWATTER September 5, 2021
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When a group of young British men dressed in untucked shirts, boot cut jeans and gelled hair gather at a pub, club or party and proceed to stand in a circle facing each other with their pints of beer rested against their stomachs, looking over their shoulders cynically and/or with shit-eating grins.
The men are the Choads.
Their pints of beer meeting in the middle form the crystal.
The men are the Choads.
Their pints of beer meeting in the middle form the crystal.
by grandalbo November 2, 2010
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Get the crystalize mug.This crystal she is loyal, independent, beautiful , and thicc. She has a bad temper but the question is what did you do to get her mad? She is sweet and she is easy to get along with. This crystal is short but cute and is very independent. She is very emotional and what’s to find the love of her life. It is hard to find a crystal. She is funny but can be a real bitch sometimes. She is very smart and wise. This Hispanic girl has her own personality and won’t let no one stop her from being her. If you get on her nerves you will get hit with a chancla.
by Latina_ June 17, 2019
Get the Crystal mug.crystal is generally a bitch! if you see her around she will give you greasy's but once you get to know her she is very nice and a terrific friend. shes loud and super trustworthy. not only is she hot af and gets heaps of guys, she always gets dumped. for those who don't like her they would suffer seriously bitchy looks and get spoken shit about, so remember be nice to crystal!
"crystal is a bitch!"
by husbubwudb May 15, 2019
Get the crystal mug.Crystal is a name of a beautiful ebony girl, she is nice and kind hearted. In her free time she likes to hang out with friends and shit like that.
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