Crunchatize Me Captain

The phrase for requesting that an uncircumcised man peels back his hood and slaps you in the face with his smagma covered wiener.

"Derek, crunchatize me captain!"

"Last night I got crunchatized by the captain!"

by Evana, J-dawg, Casper, Grimmer September 30, 2011

crunchity

In the form of being extremely crunchy. NOT the normal cruch that u may expect, e.g. Cruch Bar, but these are more a more intense firmer cruch, with a smack to the teeth. We're talking serious munchy crunch!

Butter Finger Crunch Bar contains "crunchity" bits

by SethAmphetamine April 16, 2005

Crunchy

Crunchy is a mix of cringy and salty. It is considered an insult.

"Geez man Ashley is being super crunchy"

by Beenherebefore August 6, 2017

crunchenberrysnucklefucker

a fat hobo drinking vodka behind a store trying to direct people to the nearest pizza place

hey you hobo wats up,"go left then strait then you will find the pizza place" ok thanks you crunchenberrysnucklefucker

by doug or doogie October 14, 2008

cruncher

Short for "granola cruncher"

Chris: Why is Jan buying a used Civic instead of a new Prius?
Jo: Because she's a pragmatist, not a cruncher.

by Jeff-fu October 8, 2009

Crunch Muncher

Another word for a lesbian

Wow, look at that crunch muncher go!

by Captian parrot stalker December 15, 2004

crunchy almond mom

A mom who believes that vaccines cause autism, essential oils will heal every ailment and who only feed their children "organic" food.

"She bought an entire case of organic water, what a crunchy almond mom"

by lexistexas May 1, 2023