by Star M January 09, 2009
noun, a term used by or about a woman who has not had sex in a very long time, meaning she has no openings to complete the act of coitus because they have closed.
"What are you talking about you are hard up because you have not gotten 'any' in three weeks! Honey, I've got a Barbie Crotch going on here it's been so long!"
by The Barbie Crotch January 23, 2009
by seabass72 January 29, 2010
When a male stands in front of another person that is in the sitting position and sticks his crotch in their face while speaking to them.
by Dan Dwan Artist February 01, 2009
another term for a camel toe. when the pants are worn so high up and tight that they get wedged between the vagina lips. usually found on old woman, you really dont wanna see that, ever.
bree: holy shit balls have you seen ms brown. her crotch wedgie was so bad today
miranda: ewww what the hell!!! but in all seriousness... mrs. johnson... from being a playboy bunny now like 80 years old made it all big and flabby so it so so so bad. her crotch wedgie makes me want to throw up..... -.-''
miranda: ewww what the hell!!! but in all seriousness... mrs. johnson... from being a playboy bunny now like 80 years old made it all big and flabby so it so so so bad. her crotch wedgie makes me want to throw up..... -.-''
by bree_miranda February 14, 2009
Kevin: hey have you seen the big bad wolf music video?
Drew: no, why?
Kevin: The people in the video all have crotch faces!
Drew: wtf is a crotch face?
Kevin: gotta watch the video bro
Drew: no, why?
Kevin: The people in the video all have crotch faces!
Drew: wtf is a crotch face?
Kevin: gotta watch the video bro
by greenturns2black December 03, 2011
by Crotch Master1267 January 19, 2019